You're a Muskingum co. Redneck when:

Discussion in 'LOCAL OHIO TALK' started by s_man, Dec 16, 2008.

  1. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    1.) You let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

    2.) The Blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

    3.) You've been married 3 times and still have the same In-Laws.

    4.) You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    5.) Your Jr. prom offered day care.

    6.) Someone in your family died right after saying " hey guys, watch this! "

    7.) The halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your wife.

    8.) You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    9.) You need one more hole punch to get a free tounge piercing at Tattoo's Plus.

    10.) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
     
  2. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    Don't drag your Perry Co. ways of living north....LMAO... we have civilized problems here:smile2::smile2::big_smile::eek:oooh::wink:

    If you didn't get that...... You are closer to WV than me!:roll_eyes: rollo
     

  3. BassMassey

    BassMassey Well-Known Member

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    .........that's some good stuff there skip.....especially #10 , but I thought you were from Perry Co. ? lmao
     
  4. brother hilljack

    brother hilljack New Member

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    Thanks for the list................kind of amazing how well it fits
     
  5. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    he is bro... he is...... he must have tripped only having 3 toes, and hit on his half tooth on the spare tire in-table!:smile2::crazy: rollo
     
  6. kenlaw76

    kenlaw76 New Member

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    That is some funny stuff there :smile2:. What about #11. If you have a name like Skip. :wink:
     
  7. BassMassey

    BassMassey Well-Known Member

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    how do you circumsize a perry co. boy? .....ya kick his sister in the jaw....
     
  8. kenlaw76

    kenlaw76 New Member

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    :smile2:I like that one to Bass.
     
  9. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    I was gonna say Dresden or Coshocton, but thought a general Muskingum county would cover all of us lol.

    Don't get me started on the Hamilton county area or even you Goergia boys lol.
     
  10. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    I can find some good ones for Pennslytukyginia too Kenny lol.
     
  11. smoothkip25

    smoothkip25 New Member

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    Easy Ken! Thats awful close to KIP!:eek:oooh::smile2::big_smile:
     
  12. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    don't take too long:smile2: rollo
     
  13. BassMassey

    BassMassey Well-Known Member

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    you know im really a Michigander!
     
  14. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    Hold one eye shut to read Skip... OOPS! you only have One! Nevermind:smile2::roll_eyes: rollo

    Atleast its in the center of ya forehead!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!
     
  15. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    Give me some good Michigander and Pennsyltuckyginia jokes lol.
     
  16. smoothkip25

    smoothkip25 New Member

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    Does any of your old ladies Dip snuff?:smile2: Now thats a dandy!:eek:oooh:
     
  17. kenlaw76

    kenlaw76 New Member

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    How about when you give your old lady a kiss and she takes the snuff out of your mouth and keeps it for her own.
     
  18. smoothkip25

    smoothkip25 New Member

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    Yeah thats Hot!!!:smile2:
     
  19. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    Here's a couple for Pennsyltuckyginia:

    How do you tell if you are from Pennsyltuckyginia?

    1.) You keep a can of raid on the kitchen table.

    2.) You have catfish in your aquarium.

    3.) At least once a day someone says " go jiggle the handle"

    4.) Your HOME phone is at the speedway down the street.

    5.) You sharpen your fishing hooks at the dinner table.

    6.) You have a relative living on your couch.
     
  20. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    5 reasons Santa thinks twice about coming to Perry Co...........


    1. Can't usually find an un-burning chimney!!:smile2:

    2. When trying the door, it usually leads to another, which usually leads to another family!!!:roll_eyes:

    3. He has trouble landing the sleigh on aluminum!:wink:

    4. Instead of leaving him milk and cookies, he gets half smoked cigarettes and warm beer:crazy:

    5. The most asked gift..... A non- cloning machine!:tounge_out::eek:oooh::big_smile: rollo