1.) You let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. 2.) The Blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3.) You've been married 3 times and still have the same In-Laws. 4.) You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 5.) Your Jr. prom offered day care. 6.) Someone in your family died right after saying " hey guys, watch this! " 7.) The halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your wife. 8.) You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 9.) You need one more hole punch to get a free tounge piercing at Tattoo's Plus. 10.) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.