You Might Be A Catfisherman If?

Discussion in 'All Catfishing' started by spoonfish, Oct 9, 2005.

  1. spoonfish

    spoonfish New Member

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    Oh Jeff Foxworthy may be jelous LOL.
    Thought we could think of some things, lets see what we can come up with!
    You might be a catfisherman if ???

    You changed your colored sheets on your bed to white ones, because every morning you could see shad scales on them.

    Your quality entertainment is a 12 pack and watching your bait well to see how long shad will live.

    Every time people (and some times yourself after a hard nite) get in your truck and boat they gag for 5 minutes.
     
  2. Desperado

    Desperado Active Member

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    LMAO.. Thats funny right there...LOL
     

  3. greg

    greg USCA - STAFF Staff Member Supporting Member

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    very funny, :D by the way who is Jeff Foxworthy
     
  4. TIM HAGAN

    TIM HAGAN New Member

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    now that's funny get-r-done
     
  5. crazy

    crazy New Member

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    you might just be a catfishermen if your boat is more reliable then your truck.
     
  6. Rainman4u2

    Rainman4u2 Guest


    Uhmmmm, where have you been the last 15yrs????

    Watch The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, or Bluecollar TV or Comedy Central, you'll figure it out. :D

    Ray
     
  7. gater460

    gater460 New Member

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    you might be a catfisherman if your boat cost 5000 dollars and your truck to pull it cost 500
     
  8. Gator

    Gator New Member

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    gater thats me bro a $2,500 boat and a $100 truck.... lol
     
  9. trippyclwn

    trippyclwn Member

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    you only go night fishing on your vacation.

    if you think clothing is optional when nightfishing lol

    you think the person next to you is interested in your bait only to find out he already tried it for hours before you got there lol

    you think the boating license is your boat name on the back lol

    if you've been accused of scaring the bass and baitfish away with your choice of bait lol

    if you "set the hook" in your sleep and wake yourself up by it lol
     
  10. Abu

    Abu New Member

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    No offense intended trippyclwn. I know you are a great guy and love catfishing as much as the rest of us do but I must say "I know where the trippy part of your name came from." :D Abu
     
  11. Txboy

    Txboy New Member

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    If you get a tatto of a flathead on one arm and a perch with a hook on the other side * Ive seen pics *
     
  12. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    When you take somethin outa the box freezer in the kitchen to thaw out for dinner and find out later it was shad.
     
  13. primitivefrn

    primitivefrn Member

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    if you open your baitbox in the boat and your fishing buddys, go to puking over the side, your smiling and call it chumming.
     
  14. TOPS

    TOPS New Member

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    If your lawn is grown so high, the boat path is the only clear area in the lawn you may be a cat fisherman. :D
     
  15. TOPS

    TOPS New Member

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    You may be a catfisherman if your wife is the relative you see once a month. :D ;)
     
  16. Desperado

    Desperado Active Member

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    That's a good one!!

    You know your a catfisherman is when you spend more money for bait then your for your wife or girlfriend...
     
  17. RIVER-RAT

    RIVER-RAT New Member

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    If it takes you 5 minutes to get your "land legs" after getting off the water.... you may be a catfisherman!
     
  18. centralcalcat

    centralcalcat New Member

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    If your hands smell like fish and you haven't been fishing for over a week....you might be a catfisherman.
     
  19. bigpapa15206

    bigpapa15206 New Member

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    lol, central thast me alright!
    if you have a tattoo of a flathead with a bleeding arm coming out his mouth (ive seen one)
     
  20. vlparrish

    vlparrish New Member

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    If you spend less time at home than in your boat.
    If you clean your boat more than anything else you own and it still reeks of shad. Vern