Oh Jeff Foxworthy may be jelous LOL. Thought we could think of some things, lets see what we can come up with! You might be a catfisherman if ??? You changed your colored sheets on your bed to white ones, because every morning you could see shad scales on them. Your quality entertainment is a 12 pack and watching your bait well to see how long shad will live. Every time people (and some times yourself after a hard nite) get in your truck and boat they gag for 5 minutes.