YOU MIGHT BE A CATFISHERMAN IF:

Discussion in 'Gateway Catfishing Club' started by Manny, Aug 12, 2009.

  1. Manny

    Manny New Member

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    Thought some of you could add to this:big_smile:

    You might be a catfisherman if :

    " You have more bait in your freezer than food"

    " You drive over a river bridge and look for structure to fish in the water "

    " You pick up lead like it was a quarter on the floor "
     
  2. Rollinunknown

    Rollinunknown New Member Supporting Member

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    ** if your family is blown away that your not wearing muck boots**
    ** if you chain smoke all night and drink red bulls to be the first one at the bait fish hole/water pipe**
     

  3. Scaley Cat

    Scaley Cat Member

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    If on your first date you go to a Cabelas King Kat Tournament weigh-in.:smile2:
     
  4. hillbilly25002000

    hillbilly25002000 New Member

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  5. Greasy Ham

    Greasy Ham New Member

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    If whenever you smell your hands it reminds you of high school. :wink:
    If you use google maps to search for water and not roads.
     
  6. Rollinunknown

    Rollinunknown New Member Supporting Member

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    lol ..
     
  7. FLOAT TRIP WILLIE

    FLOAT TRIP WILLIE Active Member

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    LMAO....... I gotta be a catfisherman... I do just about all that..
    Its a tourney saturday and i just got off google looking for bait creeks..lol
     
  8. Rollinunknown

    Rollinunknown New Member Supporting Member

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    ** if you put your boat in the water and forget the plug at home cause you put new line on the pole **

    ** if your neighbors look at you crazy as you zing you 5oz sinker across the parking lot to see how far you can cast **

    ** If you check the Catfish1.com Message board hourly from work/home/cell... LMAO!**
     
  9. Rollinunknown

    Rollinunknown New Member Supporting Member

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    witch one you goin to will?
     
  10. four cattin

    four cattin New Member

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    you look familar you every live in kansas
     
  11. Scaley Cat

    Scaley Cat Member

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    I got married April 5th last year when that tournament was held at Plattin Rock Boat Club and I did everything possible to convince her to just let me go to the weigh in. She was not having that AT ALL!!!!!
     
  12. Scaley Cat

    Scaley Cat Member

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    If you park your boat in the driveway and your car on the street!:smile2::smile2:
     
  13. Ol Swampy

    Ol Swampy New Member

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    You've spent 40 straight hours in a boat on the river.:eek:oooh:
     
  14. Manny

    Manny New Member

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    If you have spent 40 straight hours with out a bite:wink:
     
  15. Rollinunknown

    Rollinunknown New Member Supporting Member

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    come ON! did you have bait in the hook? wait.... did you even have a hook i know a asain carp had to at least bump in to your hook LOL:smile2:
     
  16. SGTREDNECK

    SGTREDNECK New Member

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    If you call into work sick to go fishing.

    If you jump in your truck on monday and it smells like fish.

    you friends think you moved, but you just have been fishing.

    If your lunch break is spent fishing.
     
  17. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    If you keep your hooks sharper than your knives.
     
  18. Ol Swampy

    Ol Swampy New Member

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    You go fishing on a Monday night and Wednesday at work you look down and pick a chunk of mooneye out of the laces of your shoe!:wink:
     
  19. kvillcat

    kvillcat New Member

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    You go to Bass pro shop on your honeymoon:embarassed:

    John
     
  20. cat stalker

    cat stalker New Member

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    Your wife makes plans around your fishing schedule.