You Gotta Love Senior Citizens

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Dreadnaught, Dec 10, 2007.

  1. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
    "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars.
    We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with DSL, BPS, light-speed processing, and--" he paused to take another drink of beer before continuing.

    The senior took advantage of the break in the student's
    litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we
    were young, so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little jerk, what
    are you doing for the next generation?"

    The applause was resounding
    Don't you
    just love senior citizens?
     
  2. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Yup ,some dont know it all do they,:smile2:
     

  3. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    Yup, slide rule invented the calculator. :wink:
     
  4. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    Thanks JW. I got to love that one. All true. Most of this young generation don't have a clue.