Ok so whats the gift you got that you absolutely were puzzled about- the gift or gifts you recieved that you are sure youre going to pass along or dump cause theyre so far off from anything remotely like you or your interests: Mine of all time came this year. I am not catholic and never was. Nor am I nor was I ever mexican. This year I got a made-in-China "our Lady of Guadalupe" throw pillow, complete with a lil embroidered jesus, embroidered rays of sun, and all bordered by embroidered roses....Oh yeah- one other thing: Since it was made in China, Mary has a lil slant to her eyes. I sit on pillows cause thats what they are for. What am I going to do knowing that there is potenital for the Blessed Mexican Catholic Mother of God, Mary- between my buttocks and my ice fishing bucket lid? If I remove the manufacturer's tag will I go to prison or Hell? If I get fish blood on it in the right place can I pass it off as stigmata? SECOND GIFT- Same person: I recieved a box that holds my wedding ring I think- It has a folded velvet slot for displaying rings in it, as well as a circular velvet thing for a watch to sit on. Oh.... one other thing.... when you open it, it plays "Blue Danube" and when you close it there is a big ole fat painted pink rose on the lid. IM A DUDE!!!! WHAT GIVES? So whats your worst gift ever?