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Words with two meanings

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#1 ·
Words with two meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female..... Fully opening up one's self em otionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit -ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.< /SPAN>
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 .. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND:

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in
it.
She said . . ..You wear pants don't you?

He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
while I
sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave
you?
She said . . .. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . .. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
She said .. . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than singlewomen?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what 's in the fridge and go
to
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
 
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#9 ·
LMAO BG, between that and when they starting farting and useing the bathroom in front of you. :eek:oooh: Kind of takes away the romance. So I'm told.

You can still kindle the fire, just light a match in the bathroom.
 
#10 ·
LMAO BG, between that and when they starting farting and useing the bathroom in front of you. :eek:oooh: Kind of takes away the romance. So I'm told.

You can still kindle the fire, just light a match in the bathroom.



LOL! 35 years here. She'll be in the tub and I'll be on the throne. LOL! Carrying on a conversation like nothin was unusual. LOL!
 
#11 ·
potpourri and bubble bath works for us. :wink::tounge_out::smile2:
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Now all you newly married members. Dont run out and file for divorce after reading this.
hang in there, it aint all bad , there is some good with all that . and some humor. :smile2:
 
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