Words with two meanings

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Angelkitty, Mar 9, 2008.

  1. Angelkitty

    Angelkitty New Member

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    Words with two meanings

    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female..... Fully opening up one's self em otionally to another.
    Male.... Playing football without a cup.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
    boys.

    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit -ment) n.
    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.< /SPAN>
    Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    7 .. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

    AND:

    He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
    put in
    it.
    She said . . ..You wear pants don't you?

    He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
    while I
    sit on the sofa and fart!

    He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
    gave
    you?
    She said . . .. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

    He said . .. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
    paper?
    She said .. . . We don't know; it has never happened.

    He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than singlewomen?
    She said . . . Single women come home, see what 's in the fridge and go
    to
    bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
     
  2. FS Driver

    FS Driver New Member

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    OUCH painful :eek:oooh:
     

  3. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    I guess us non-sensitive men have that coming . It sure hurts.:tounge_out:
     
  4. theonecatfishbob

    theonecatfishbob New Member

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    that must be directed at the men that dont belong to the BOC. We are all model men.
     
  5. plainsman

    plainsman New Member Supporting Member

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    Ma'am this one sided stuff is just plain kinda wrong. :smile2:
     
  6. Pennsylvaniacatchaser

    Pennsylvaniacatchaser Well-Known Member

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    None of those things apply to us B.O.C. guys!!! :wink: :smile2:
     
  7. poisonpits

    poisonpits Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    thanks a lot trish i needed that.
     
  8. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    Not bad! LOL!


    Why is it when most women say, "I DO" and the partys over. Its 300 pounds and a mustach.:wink:
     
  9. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    LMAO BG, between that and when they starting farting and useing the bathroom in front of you. :eek:oooh: Kind of takes away the romance. So I'm told.

    You can still kindle the fire, just light a match in the bathroom.
     
  10. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    LOL! 35 years here. She'll be in the tub and I'll be on the throne. LOL! Carrying on a conversation like nothin was unusual. LOL!
     
  11. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    potpourri and bubble bath works for us. :wink::tounge_out::smile2:
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    Now all you newly married members. Dont run out and file for divorce after reading this.
    hang in there, it aint all bad , there is some good with all that . and some humor. :smile2: