Why fishing for catfish is better than fishing for women!

Discussion in 'LOCAL OHIO TALK' started by Tangler, Dec 22, 2008.

  1. Tangler

    Tangler New Member

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    1. Your never disappointed when all you can get at the end of the night is one big one

    2. Catfish HATE to cuddle

    3. Most guys dont mind if their buddy is trying for the same one at the same time as they are

    4. Sure they might both complain a lot but i dont speak whiskerfish!


    I love my wife!!!:big_smile::roll_eyes:
     
  2. tbull

    tbull New Member

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    I just like it because one gets me away from the other!!LMAO:big_smile::haha::0a33:
     

  3. catfishscotty

    catfishscotty Well-Known Member

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    its more fun to see 1 get wieghed then the other :roll_eyes:
     
  4. rythymroach

    rythymroach New Member

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    Well friend it's been my experience that a fish don't yell near as much when you put him on the stringer, and he will never tell ya that you don't really appreciate him ( we all know you does)
    Every time I chunked a wad of liver at a gal she got mad.
    The fish did'nt!
    She got madder when I lobbed a big bluegill up aside her.:eek:oooh:
    And unlike a big old Catfish, there's been some gals I had to throw back.

    So I'm gonna say it's easier to lose a gal than a flathead, One you might just be glad to get shed of but the fish will haunt you forever this side of the dirt nap!!!:smile2:
     
  5. Pastor E

    Pastor E New Member

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    It Don't cost nothing To thow catfish back most times it cost to much to get rid of a woman
     
  6. poisonpits

    poisonpits Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    when a woman leaves theres a feeling of releaf when a cat leaves theres a feeling of accomplishment.
     
  7. katkiller77

    katkiller77 New Member

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    catfish do not cheat lie manipulate either they do not cry and moan either :eek:oooh::big_smile: rick
     
  8. hunted

    hunted New Member

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    thats the way i look at it sometimes.
     
  9. andrew76

    andrew76 New Member

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    Well ed said it u can throw them back.
     
  10. lendog

    lendog New Member

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    catfish don't ask for your paycheck at the end of the week :eek:oooh:
     
  11. katkiller77

    katkiller77 New Member

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    flatheads do not ask for half and with a catfish no alimony when they leave:eek:oooh::smile2:
     
  12. katkiller77

    katkiller77 New Member

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    another thing is when a catfish gives you lip you can always grab them by the lip and throw them back :eek:oooh::smile2:
     
  13. tackleholic

    tackleholic New Member

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    There's always more than one fish in the sea.
    There's always more than one that do fight back.:confused2:
     
  14. tackleholic

    tackleholic New Member

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    I never could figure out how some people would rather pay serveral thousands of dollars than to pay 10 cents to correct a 10 cents mistake.:crazy:
     
  15. katkiller77

    katkiller77 New Member

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    getting horned by a catfish is better than getting burnt by a woman:eek:oooh::smile2:
     
  16. katkiller77

    katkiller77 New Member

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    a catfish is a better bottom feeder than a cheating woman :eek:oooh::smile2: