Which environment is better?

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by cuttingout69, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. cuttingout69

    cuttingout69 New Member

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    State:
    Louisiana
    Something is not right. Why does prison sound so good?
    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this
    should make things a little bit clearer.

    IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a
    10X10 cell.
    AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8
    cubicle.


    IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to
    pay for it.


    IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.


    IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
    you.
    AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card and open
    all the
    doors for yourself.


    IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and
    playing games.


    IN PRISON..... .! ...you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people
    who pee on
    the seat.


    IN PRISON...........they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your
    family.


    IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no
    work
    required.
    AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,
    and they
    deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


    IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars
    wanting to get
    out.
    AT WORK .you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
    inside bars.


    IN PRISON........ .you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...........they are called managers.

    Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.
     
  2. field989

    field989 New Member

    Messages:
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    State:
    east central indiana
    yes but in prison u got to watch ur back for that dude named big jim in the corner of the cell:crazy: ........ u get the point

    lol thanks for sharing lmao
    really points out the differences

    but agreed something is definately not right!!!
     

  3. treddinwater

    treddinwater Active Member

    Messages:
    1,123
    State:
    Indianapolis, Indiana
    haha, that's a good one.
     
  4. field989

    field989 New Member

    Messages:
    896
    State:
    east central indiana
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Chief

    Chief New Member

    Messages:
    261
    State:
    Indiana
    there are a few good prisons left,but most are a joke. anyone hear about the inmate sueing because they lost his chapstick? what a total load of $&*^%$&^%$(&^%*&(*&^^&^%$^