When I get Old

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by oldprowler, Sep 8, 2006.

  1. oldprowler

    oldprowler New Member

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    When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
    And bring so much happiness ... just as they did.
    I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
    Return each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!

    (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
    I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
    And I'll bounce on the furniture ... wearing my shoes.
    I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
    I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!

    (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
    When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
    I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
    Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their heads,

    (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
    When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
    I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
    I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
    And when they get angry...I'll run.. If I'm able!

    When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
    I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
    I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
    I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
    And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!

    (When I'm, an old lady and live with my kids)
    And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
    I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
    My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
    And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"
     
  2. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    Makes me wanna get old and have some fun to lol
     

  3. catfishjohn

    catfishjohn New Member

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    Great post! Thanks for sharing.
     
  4. pk_powell

    pk_powell New Member

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    it's kinda sad cause alot of elderly people are just placed in the nursing home and their families never come by and visit.It's heartbreaking that people are so heartless that they can do that!pk powell:sad2:
     
  5. oldprowler

    oldprowler New Member

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    I know but there is one redeeming hope. I see advertisements on the TV every day about nursing homes that commit sexual abuse. Thats my idea of a great deal -- made the wife promise me that when she got tired of taking care of me I would get to go in one of them. :0a4:
     
  6. peewee williams

    peewee williams New Member

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    You better wake up.Sexual abuse for old Goats like us is NOT CHANGING YOUR DIAPER.peewee-williams
     
  7. gardengrz

    gardengrz New Member

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    hey pee-wee better watch out for the talcum powder thy put on u bottom:big_smile:
     
  8. katcatchingfool

    katcatchingfool New Member

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    oh no where is this going? oh what i dont want to know!
     
  9. peewee williams

    peewee williams New Member

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    Being I have little to no feeling below the waist,I don;t know either.I have to admit,I sure would like to be able to know what is going on down there at times.As for the Talcum powder,I wouldn;t know the difference if it was gravel.Seems as if everything has it's advantages and disadvantages.Sometimes you just have to look real hard for the good stuff.peewee-williams
     
  10. Redd

    Redd New Member

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    lol now that's funny...

    -Red