Whats The Odds?

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by flaboy, May 21, 2007.

  1. flaboy

    flaboy New Member

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    I just asked a question durin a ph call with no answer so I'm asking yall.
    all you cassonovas and ladies too!
    I have done proved I know nothing but I'm wondering.
    I am in Reno just fxin to walk into a casino, are the odds better in the casino of winning money or pickin up a ph book, blindly callin a random number and finding a wonderful lady ??
    If I win some money, will that hurt the chances on the phone call??
    Dano, Tea, DH, Cat in the Hat? yall bail in and guide me, Please!
     
  2. baitchunker

    baitchunker New Member

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    i like the odds on the house myself. i have to tell you i won more $ in vegas and biloxi, and the only 2 times i made it to reno were with my favorite wiffle bat. so we did more fishin' than anything. although i did spy out of the corner of my eye more than a few hotties!
     

  3. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    Just remember its only in Vegas where what happens stays there. LOL!
     
  4. baitchunker

    baitchunker New Member

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    AMEN! brother. i wish id learned that sooner!lol!
     
  5. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    best advice, drive through. Paycheck is always bigger.:big_smile:

    I know nothing, see nothing , hear nothing, I did read that, "women go crazy bout a sharp dress man". . LOL. :cool2:

    I'm married and visit casino bout 3 times a year, wife at my side.:cool2:
    I get lucky once in a blue moon.:tounge_out:
    Having a good wife, I get other benefits. Like keeping me in line. yelp, I listen up.:confused2:

    I do get to go fishing when I want. :0a31:


    Hmmmmmmmm.
    If you, "Just got paid today , got you a pocket full of change".
    Be ready to spit out some bucks either way. Odds are bout the same.
    Have some fun but dont expect to hit. LOL. :roll_eyes:

    Side note. Why do you always bring me in your nothing threads.:tounge_out:
    last one I dont think I got to put up my post. For some reason I woke up with a knot on my head.:crazy:
    Something just aint right when I get into these threads. Wife shows up, all I remember is a knot on my head. I think I need a video recorder with motion detection. LOL. :eek:oooh::wink::tounge_out:
     
  6. poisonpits

    poisonpits Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    take out the money you can afford to burn and when thats gone quit.
     
  7. flaboy

    flaboy New Member

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    hey folks, I hit it BIG!!
    Now if I only had lady to spend it on. :-(
    I walked in, got $5.00 in nickles, machine quit taking my money, I picked lilly pads for frog to jump on. it quit jumping at 168 xtra coins.
    I cashed out for 11.05 made $6.05
    I walked back out! spent $20.45 on souvineers.
    Now, I'm stuck here cause of fire.
    they won't let me cross donner. guess I should go back inside?
     
  8. flaboy

    flaboy New Member

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    I get lucky once in a blue moon.:tounge_out: (no comment)
    Having a good wife, I get other benefits.


    Side note. Why do you always bring me in your nothing threads.:tounge_out:
    I heard that You were a ladies man!
    (your wife is a Lady and you are her man! )
    and I need all the help I an get!
     
  9. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    Hey, I thought you was in Reno.:cool2:
    How can you do any good if your on the internet. LMAO:lol:
    Tell us the story after you leave.:tounge_out:

    Dont forget about the Hi area:lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  10. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    Awwww, I am jealous of not being there with you.

    Hold Em is my game, you can read others and not just a game of luck, there is skill involved.

    Hold Em vs Casino is nice also, pretty good odds, they have to qualify to beat you.

    3 card poker pays well, I play that alot.

    Let it Ride is a great game that you can play at for hours and not lose too much. Good chance to break even there.

    Blackjack is a great game if you get the right table. I hate getting those idiots with more money then sense that like to hit on 17, lol. I would love to hit something when they do that. hehehe

    Roulette is fun also, bet black, odd, 20 and 17. That is how I roll anyway. hehehe
     
  11. kat in the hat

    kat in the hat New Member

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    Oh no! You are trying to get me into BIG trouble. I'm already in enough trouble lately with my own woman. (which is now a member here) But since you are a good ol' boy, and my previous advice has apparently been unproductive, here ya go. I will once again allow myself to be sucked into your thread, and risk allienation at the homefront. Want you to know that my reputation goes down answering these threads.

    I do not gamble. At least not with money. You are in Reno. You can drop some cash in a casino, OR.....man, it's sticking in my throat.....I hear that the Bunny Ranch is worth the money. Yes, you will be out the cash, BUT you will be treated like royalty. This is my advice if I were YOU. Quick, easy, legal, money well spent for the amorous single man IMO. Would be worth it once. No pillow talk necessary. No tears shed when you have to hit the road. Just cash, or they also take credit cards.

    If it were ME, Reno would be the last place I would go looking for love. If I ever end up there, it will be because Sheila loves to gamble. I would just be along for the good food, and to guard her loot. If you wanna pick up a FREE chick in Reno, I'm affraid you're probably out of luck. Not to discourage you, because it never hurts to try. At least it only hurts for a few minutes after you get slapped. It's just that I would think that you would either have to be a high roller, and/or be very good looking to score some action with a real woman there. Not that you are not good looking. I don't know that. Just MHO.

    You have one more choice though. Get some leaf tobacco, whiskey, and pelts, and head for the reservation. Native women can be very attractive, and POSSIBLY very hospitable. Just a thought.:roll_eyes:
     
  12. flaboy

    flaboy New Member

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    I hate to tell yall but I did not go to Reno lookin for love. just askin about odds of phone book vs casino. but I will accept the benefit of your experience?
    also I done gone and left there. I am now south of sacremento for the eve. didn't have time to try phone.
    IF THE WHEELS AREN'T ROLLIN I AIN'T MAKING MONEY!
     
  13. kat in the hat

    kat in the hat New Member

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    Oh, I see then. Well the phone book odds are probably 10,000/1. The 10,000 being either bearded ladies, women playing for their own team, collegates, or Men. The 1 being someone who MIGHT fit your bill. I don't know the house odds, but for a good payout, I would think the odds are closer to 100,000/1. Guess it depends on what kind of dividends you are looking to reap. So, in Reno, a man of your stature (LMAO) the phone book might not be such a bad idea. LOL!

    I guess I misunderstood your question AGAIN. With women, I leave nothing to chance. Just hard work, and determination. To find a GOOD woman, you must stack the odds in your favor via "the ratio". The phone book has a poor ratio. I would stick to a /realistic/ female rich environment like Wal Mart, the mall, or a hip pub in a college town, or a friendly coworker. Doesn't anyone come knocking on your cab in the middle of the night? Again.....LMAO! Life of a trucker can be rough at times I would immagine. I'm getting depressed thinking about the ramifications of being constantly on the move considering the stability women expect in a relationship. Like fishing, you gotta keep your bait in one spot long enough to be discovered.

    Big wheels keep on turnin', proud Mary keep on burnin'.
     
  14. flaboy

    flaboy New Member

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    Walmart? I stopped there in winnemucca. Nice lady at Cabellas in Sidney Neb.!
    At least I did emerge a winner at the casino. LOL
     
  15. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    Hummmm, gambling or a woman? It's been my experience that you'll wind up broke both ways.