What's the best bumpersticker ever?

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by s_man, Jul 1, 2007.

  1. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    I saw this on the way to work the other day and thought it was hilarious.
    "Guns don't kill people, Postal workers do."
    It was on the back of a co-workers car lol. Anybody got a funny one they have seen?
     
  2. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    JOISY
    GAS GRASS or A** Nobody rides for free! LOL!
     

  3. shania

    shania New Member

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    Seeing people that "Can't Drive" with a Bumpersticker that ask the Question:

    "How is my Driving"? :confused2:
    LoL

    Bert:cool2: & Shaina:0010:

    :worship::0a23:
    Bert & "Deltalover"
     
  4. Ol Man

    Ol Man New Member

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    Illinois
    Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl
     
  5. whiskerlover

    whiskerlover New Member

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    St. joseph Missouri
    My favorite was " if you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk".:smile2:
     
  6. olefin

    olefin New Member

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    Texas
    Keep Honking I'm Reloading
     
  7. Esox Hunter

    Esox Hunter New Member

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    Birmingham U.K.


    "This car may be OLD, but it's paid for and it's in front of YOU"
     
  8. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    The one I have on my weldin rig says I'm not in heat so get off my tail! i used to have one that read' If its tourist season, Why cant we shoot em?
     
  9. Hope

    Hope New Member

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    Oklahoma
    As long as there are tests,
    there will be prayer in public schools.
     
  10. loanwizard

    loanwizard Well-Known Member

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    My favorite of all time (showing my age)...

    Mickey Mouse dressed as Uncle Sam Saying hey Iran! with a read between the lines three fingered salute.


    One I am surprised we haven't seen is... We've had Bill and Monica, do we really want Dick and Bush?
     
  11. LiquidSteel

    LiquidSteel New Member

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    "Keep Honking, Im Reloading"

    Or my personal favorite.
    Democrats have it on their back bumper, and Republicans have it on their front bumper........

    "Run Hillary, Run!"
     
  12. Kyle

    Kyle New Member

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    one of the guys in my unit has a good one on his truck, says
    "Many people stand behind this flag, I stand in front of it"

    its a picture of the flag in the background.
     
  13. crab

    crab New Member

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    I have one on my tackle box that says: Women want me and fish fear me!
     
  14. bigcatmaniac

    bigcatmaniac New Member

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    One that i actually had to take off of my own truck said,
    "To me, Gun control means using both hands"

    i guess some people take that offensively
     
  15. catchinghogs

    catchinghogs Well-Known Member

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    Pennsylvania
    My kid beat up your honor student.
     
  16. crab

    crab New Member

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    Ironton,Ohio
    I seen one today that said Drink till you want me!:eek:oooh:
     
  17. Cheryl

    Cheryl Well-Known Member

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    TN
    "Keep the South beautiful, put a Yankee on a bus" (I had to take that one off of my car, due to keying of my car................must have offended a Yankee)

    "Sure you can trust the government, just ask an Indian"
     
  18. anchorpuller

    anchorpuller New Member

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    Back in the early 90's, I owned a cheap Hyundai. No air conditioning and not much of a motor. But, it was a good ole car. It got me where I was going and was going strong when I sold it.
    I drove the highways around Dallas Texas for several years in it. Any who knows this area knows if you go 60 down the highway, you look like you are backing up.
    My bumper sticker said:

    "0 to 60 in less than 15 minutes"
     
  19. cattinfever999

    cattinfever999 New Member

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    "If you can read this, i've lost my trailer"
    "Horn broken, watch for finger."
    "Honk if anything falls off."

    and my personal favorite
    "If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better"
     
  20. fish

    fish Active Member

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    One of my favorites is, "promote catfish, run over a chicken".LOL