I'm not making this up. If you think I am, "google" Dr. Colin Leaky. This guy was a brilliant scientist who basically spent most of his life developing a strain of beans that produce "less flatuance" than normal beans. In 1994 he also inverted "the flatuance meter". Here is a link that will help. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/t...=66633&headline=lo-fart-beans--name_page.html I guess he is lucky his parents named him "Colin" instead of "Sphincter"