OK, now I got your attention. I've got the top 5 things a lady would want. I'm old, fat, ugly, lazy and broke. why aren't they a chaseing me? obviously, I ain't got a clue and know nothing. how about a little help? anyone know a blind, desperate, rich widder? I do have high standards, she hasta be breathin. Oh if she looks good in the dark from across the street that won't hurt! comon all you casanovas, I'm lookin for ideas?