What ladies really want

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by flaboy, Jun 8, 2007.

  1. flaboy

    flaboy New Member

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    OK, now I got your attention.

    I've got the top 5 things a lady would want.
    I'm old, fat, ugly, lazy and broke. why aren't they a chaseing me?
    obviously, I ain't got a clue and know nothing. how about a little help?
    anyone know a blind, desperate, rich widder?
    I do have high standards, she hasta be breathin. Oh if she looks good in the dark from across the street that won't hurt!
    comon all you casanovas, I'm lookin for ideas?
     
  2. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    you mean one on them looks good from far, but is far from good? The ones that ruin the moment when the turn around and you can see what they look like? I live in the city. theres plenty of them round here.
     

  3. bnorth

    bnorth New Member

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    Just no "coyote ugly" haha
     
  4. kat in the hat

    kat in the hat New Member

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    Oh, Kat-tamer is gonna kill me. I will not help you out, or try to answer any questions. All I will say is that at one point in school, I drove a '79 pinto station wagon, had zero $, and no meat on my bones to speak of, and for some unknown reason, the girls still liked me???? Who REALLY knows what they want. I say they just wanna have fun, among other things.:embarassed:
     
  5. Kat-tamer

    Kat-tamer New Member

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    Your right...I'd kill ya. You've gottin into enough trouble lately!:big_smile: There's a little more to it than just wanting to have fun, or other things. We want someone to talk to, that actually listens, we want letters,(the best words are written) we want romance, we want tiny little nice gestures like cooking dinner for us & opening the car door. pick some flowers from the neighbors yard hand them to us and walk away without ever saying a word.:smile2: Things like that earn big bonus points. And ALWAYS THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!!!! Somehow you guys can ruin a good moment by saying something that we take wrong because you said it before you thought about how it would sound to us.:lol: Hope this helps.
     
  6. flaboy

    flaboy New Member

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    KITH I gotta give you credit for tryin.
    where do I send the flowers?
     
  7. Esox Hunter

    Esox Hunter New Member

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    (Quote & famous last words).......... "What do women really want?".....(Sigmund Freud)
    On his death-bed!!

    Who are we mortal males to argue with one of the greatest minds of the 20th century, eh?

    Tight Lines And Good Luck.
     
  8. baitchunker

    baitchunker New Member

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    what ladies want:

    1. a new fishing rod
    2. a new house boat
    3. a few beers
    4. a bigger bbq grill
    5. tickets to the super bowl
    6. a lifetime of retirement
    7. really hot friends that like to pillow fight
    ....... maybe thats why my wife TELLS me what she wants. wish i could help.
     
  9. Kat-tamer

    Kat-tamer New Member

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    1. not necessary, but we'd take one
    2. to go with the new house
    3. no. Crown Royal is much better
    4. better for you to cook on!:lol:
    5. YES!!!
    6. YES!!!!
    7. Are you sure that's what your wife wants or what you want?:wink:
     
  10. rebelzgrl76

    rebelzgrl76 New Member

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    Sigmund Freud....Now theres a character! :crazy:
    What women really want, aside from material possessions:lol:, a man that shes able to feel safe in his arms. And a boat aint bad either :cool2:

    A pillow fight?.....thats...odd...LOL reminds of an advetisement I seen in a magezine.. NVR mind, wont explain it but it was along those lines
     
  11. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    I've spent a fortune over the last 44 years and still don"t have the answer to that question. How can you give them what they want, when they don"t know to tell you. If you guess, you will be wrong nine out of ten times.:smile2::0a35::0a35::0a35::0a35:
     
  12. SubnetZero

    SubnetZero New Member

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    What Women want, pfft, that question cannot be answered....

    Soon as you give them what they *think* they want, they change their mind and want something else....

    You say your
    I'm old, fat, ugly, lazy and broke. why aren't they a chaseing me?

    Say you meet a lady, she has you loose weight, get a job, and save up money... 6 months after that she'll tell ya:
    "I'm leaving, You aren't the man I first met!!!" :lol::lol::lol::big_smile::big_smile:

    I'm telling ya, it never ends... This year will be my 11th anniversary, the only two constants in that time has been "Yes Dear" and "You are/were right honey" .... Everything else will change.....
     
  13. baitchunker

    baitchunker New Member

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    right on kat the other kat with the hat must be pretty lucky!! and reb i'm scared to ask what magazine your talkin' bout.
     
  14. Esox Hunter

    Esox Hunter New Member

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    Hi Sheila:-

    Thank you for that insight into the female mind, please allow me to respond to each point you make from the MALE one :roll_eyes:

    (1).... Ok, you got me, head up in the clouds A.D.D. (etc.)

    (2).... No can do m'dear!!! They'll only get taken out, dusted down & thrown in our face at a later date.

    (3).... Meet you half-way on this one, the MEAL....You GOT IT!! I'm no 5 star chef but i'll do my best (I swear to it).....However, opening the car door....ummm... isn't the handle nearer to YOU??? :0a28:

    (4).... No chance, where i come from that's called trespassing AND theft!!

    (5).... See point number one...(we're listening, not talking) :big_smile:
     
  15. Kat-tamer

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    #2. Not if you get rid of the evidence after she reads them.
    #3. We might want you to lean over us and open the door from the inside.:wink:
    #4.. OK get wild ones or, OH NO, buy them!!!:eek:oooh:
    #5...eventually we might shut up and want a response, as long as you think before you speak.lol:smile2:
     
  16. flaboy

    flaboy New Member

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    Hey, I'd let her dig worms' pack the lunch, row the boat and clean the fish, whatta yall think?
     
  17. CantFish86

    CantFish86 New Member

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    What they really want hmm... no idea but Tell me this.


    I was at work minding my own business and a girl walks up says hello, so of course I say hi back and she gives me a dirty look then I return to work and she says having fun I say not really she turns her back. THATS when I notice mr. Lil Blue tooth I hate'm. >.< other then this whole time me looking like a fool I myself thought was pretty funny to be tallking to myself while she is on the phone told my friend once I returned to the back. He started laughing and says haha sad but soo true has happened to me before a few times.
     
  18. poisonpits

    poisonpits Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    you only need 3 things to get a fine woman.
    1 lots of money.
    2 a really hot car.
    3 a really high dollar nice home.
    then they will stay with you long enough to take it all away from you.
    then you will only need 3 things to get another fine woman.
     
  19. Kat-tamer

    Kat-tamer New Member

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    Pretty sure I know why they aint chasen you!!!:big_smile::wink:lol.
     
  20. Bobpaul

    Bobpaul New Member

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    Read my signature lime.

    Have some fun, and shut up more often. Lionel, we've met, need I say more.:big_smile: