What all men should know.

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by LarryS, Jun 2, 2006.

  1. LarryS

    LarryS New Member

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    What can you think of that all men should know? Things that
    men should know how to do? Looking for some interesting replys.
    I will start off with:
    How to change oil.
    How to do a tune-up.
    How to replace Brakes.
    How to skin a Deer.
    How to skin Catfish.
    And last but not least... How to cook, even if all you know is Campfire Cooking.
    So what should men know?
     
  2. We men should know these things.
    *How to maintain their computer
    *know how to make any semi automatic into a full auto
    *how to aim properly into the toilet. (this could be fixed easily by installing a urinal at home)
    *what the best beer is in every country
    *brew beer
    *know why cartoons are so popular with kids(I still dont know this one AND I WATCH CARTOONS!)
    *Shingle a house
    *know all the 1001 uses for duct tape
    *know how to use a chain saw
    *know how to adjust fuel:air ratio in their vehicle
    *Patch a leak in a tire
    *brew beer

    I hope I covered the important ones
     

  3. Cheryl

    Cheryl Well-Known Member

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    Manly things, I agree with all of those, but ALL men should know how to do everything that a WOMAN does for them, in case they lose her.
     
  4. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    I did not see How to boss your wife around anywhere.

    Man am I gonna get heat for this, just kidding ladies.
     
  5. LarryS

    LarryS New Member

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    You see, this is what i am talking about.
    I know how to do everything you posted.
    Now the Semi-Auto into Full- Auto....
    Well maybe you can "Give me some hints":cool2:
     
  6. field989

    field989 New Member

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    how about these

    how to spool up a reel
    how to hook a worm
    how to not get a birdnest in a baitcaster
    how to walk quietly through a woods
    how to clean a gun
    how to clean a carbuerater
    how to put up a tree stand
    how to change a tire
    how to hook up an entertainment center


    im sure there are a ton of other ones lol
     
  7. LarryS

    LarryS New Member

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    And for Tea, How to boss your Wife Around....
    Let the fun begin:lol:
     
  8. LarryS

    LarryS New Member

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    Almost forgot:
    How to BBQ.
     
  9. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    A man should know his limitations!
     
  10. Cheryl

    Cheryl Well-Known Member

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    Now T, refer to my post and you could probably learn that from your other half. :crazy: :big_smile:
     
  11. LarryS

    LarryS New Member

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    Cheryl is picking a fight!:big_smile:
     
  12. TDawgNOk

    TDawgNOk Gathering Monitor (Instigator)

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    What a man should know:

    1. How to respect others/and how to be respected
    2. How to treat a woman *(with kindness and tenderness)*
    3. How to keep their word
    4. How to be the spiritual head of their family
    5. How to be an example for his children
    6. How to PRAY
    7. How to love
    8. How to show emotion
    9. How to admit when they are wrong
    10. Humility and humbleness
     
  13. jerseycat9

    jerseycat9 New Member

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    Were the sweet spot is HINT HINT
     
  14. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    How to not argue with a women, because they are always right:big_smile:
     
  15. jerseycat9

    jerseycat9 New Member

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    If she aint happy YOU AINT HAPPY
     
  16. Backwater

    Backwater New Member

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    My favorite quote:
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." — Robert A. Heinlein
     
  17. Jammer

    Jammer New Member

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    A man should Know how to Pray and read the Word.. Everything else will fall into place.
     
  18. MRR

    MRR New Member

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    A MAN SHOULD KNOW HOW TO BE A MAN AT ALL TIMES.(AND TO KNOW HOW HIGH TO JUMP WHEN BETTER HALF SAY 'S JUMP.):roll_eyes:
     
  19. olefin

    olefin New Member

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    How about this...

    A man should be able to fix or repair anything that has to do with the home.
    (I would include the vehicles but with todays cars I couldn't do it.)

    We went for 50 years without every calling a repairman for anything. But that ended last week... I called a guy to add freon to our air conditioning ... I could have done that but didn't have the freon.
    Also this week, I had to call a guy to do some repair to the roof flashing at the chimney... the reason, due to my age my wife no longer wants me to get on our 8/12 steep roof. :lol:

    But Tony had the best list!
     
  20. peewee williams

    peewee williams New Member

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    The reason you did not see it is-NO MAN KNOWS HOW.This is the most secret of all the female secrets.There are some men so dumb that they don;t even know that they don;t know this.These are the ones that still try.Pitiful,ain;t it.peewee-williams