Well. I'll be smothered in molasses:

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  1. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Well, I'll be smothered in molasses and hung from a tree for the cows to lick. Thank you BOC hierarchy , and I am sure they will thank you to. I really appreciate it (and I mean that) John.

    Who do I send my check to. Top? Thanks again. John.
     
  2. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    Sounds like a good date in the spring.
     

  3. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Congrats ,John . Your one of the chosen few:big_smile:
     
  4. baitchunker

    baitchunker New Member

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    covered with molasses? i prefer fig preserves.

    seriously though, what the heck are ya chosen for? i dont get it. it must be my youth and ignorance.
     
  5. dademoss

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    Thats two mental images I would rather have not started the new year with:eek:oooh:
     
  6. TOPS

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  7. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    Allright I know I am not so sharp some times but what did I miss?:eek:oooh:
     
  8. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    Allright now I get .....we know who is full of it:wink:
     
  9. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    Ummmm.....Im missing something or are you? why do you wanna be licked by cows for ? ewww thats a nasty fetish ya got there.
     
  10. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    Scott we are talkin bout thy Beetleman here:eek:oooh:!
     
  11. jeremiad

    jeremiad Well-Known Member

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    Good job, Verlon...make ol' Postbeetle put his money where his mouth is! :smile2:

    Congratulations, Mr. Rep-off-the-charts-man! I notice you've been awarded the "solid information" award; I suppose that Paul hasn't created the "rambles-on-aimlessly" award yet! :tounge_out:
     
  12. gonecatn

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    Congrats on the points. With posts like the chicken gut recipe it's no wonder......:big_smile:
     
  13. Ketch

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    Its an Iowa thing I am sure.


    Enough to turn me against molasses, and almost enough to get me to swear off beef.
     
  14. postbeetle

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    Have you ever been around tight miserly guys Top? Make ya wanna throw up sometimes don't they. Well Top that is what I am. I am so tight an Indian couldn't peel me. I am so tight it would take two guys standing on a ramrod to get me rammed in a 50 cal. muzzeloader.(but I come out fast). I am so tight I save the fuzz on peaches to fill pillows with.

    But ya got me here. Get out another cane and straw hat and we'll carney this crowd together. You take the guys and I'll take the women. I am gonna pop for some "STARS", those wonderful little things that give this place some color. Nancy told me if I quit drinking beer for a couple days we could afford to get involved monetarily in this organization of zealots. I ain't goin' for the top Top. I don't need 500 PM's. I don't write more than 2 people a week on here. I get a lot of them, complaining about me, but I don't answer them. I give 'em the silent treatment. I don't need to be invisible, Eithne and I would bump into each other going in and out of some strange places, each not knowing the other was there. Besides, if I was invisible I couldn't see my feet and I have enough problem putting my socks on now.

    So a check is being cut, I will blow on the ink so it doesn't smear, sign my John Hancock and have it countersigned by my priest so you know it is holy and without blemish. I am on social security so don't cash it till the 19th. If I can't go more than one day without beer, then it will be a race between you and the beer store to see who gets to the bank first.

    So I am in Top. You have finally succeeded, your non-stop tirades have gotten to me. I humbly submit my shekels to your keep for one year.

    If you guys throw me out or ban me, do I get a refund?

    Boy this tough for a tightwad like me.

    John.
     
  15. postbeetle

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    Ya know while I have been sucking up to Tops, valiantly giving up my beer for this tribe, I have been lampooned, laughed at, had snide remarks paid to me, and generally derided and demeaned. I thought this forum had certain ethics about it. LOL No cussing, swearing, pornographic innuendo, no references to "Don't ask, Don't tell"(I don't care whether you drink Hamms or not).

    I'll show ya. I'll get ya. Just wait. I may actually start contributing to this place. You will have plenty to talk about then.

    Post, Post, Post, Post PostBeetle.
     
  16. Dano

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    "Well, I'll be smothered in molasses and hung from a tree for the cows to lick."
    That sounds a little rough.:eek:oooh:

    "So a check is being cut"

    I hope you saved some money so you can forget the cows and buy toilet paper.:smile2:

    I might not should of said that. :eek:oooh:
     
  17. TOPS

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    Beetle, they are just jealous, :smile2: make you donation let the see how pretty your name will be with the bright stars around it.:big_smile: heck with all your stars you will light up the entire B.O.C.:big_smile:
     
  18. poisonpits

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    mr.john if you have been blessing our ears with the words of wisdom that you speuw forth with out a star i cant wait to hear what you have in store for us now.i so wait with anticipation for your words of wit and knowldge.
     
  19. gonecatn

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    Well, I'm not sure, but I may have offended the highest rep'd member of the BOC with my apparently crude attempt at humor. For this I sincerely apologize IN PUBLIC! Beetle, your kindness and humor and intelligent wit are beyond compare. I was merely jesting with you like I would with one of my buddies at the lake. I poked some good fun about electronics, but I also made fun of myself by portraying the most ridiculous image of me doing ballerina moves in a fountain of beer, expecting the worst of jest, but not expecting to be called light in the sneakers. Wether of not I am the one you referred to and I don't drink Hamms, but that was the thread reference, PLEASE don't think I ever had anything but the utmost regard for you. I hope you accept this apology and you have my permission to let loose on me, but don't for a second think I'm battin for the other team......LOL C'mon shake my virtual hand ya deranged physicist and don't take me quite so seriously. Christ, what if he was referring to someone else..............
     
  20. postbeetle

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    Oh God I love this place.

    Mr Dan, you smiling faced individual in your avatar. You happy go lucky looking pirate on the high seas and the wind blowing in your face. There is not even a chance, not even a hint of anything you have relayed to me or about me in any of your comments that I consider to be offensive in any manner. No apologies are owed me, nor do I deserve any. I appreciate your thoughts greatly.

    Let me tell you and everyone who might read this a little about me and the way I do things. I am a man getting up there in age. I have had a good life. Things are happening in my life I have no control over at this time. I have lived a normal life, one like everybody else, and other lives that many would consider to be "unusual". I found this forum at a time when, personally, things were a little tough for me. I found it, it didn't come looking for me and it has allowed me to stick around. For all the ways in which I can shoot my mouth off, the folks here have tolerated me and allowed me, quite frankly and quite honestly, to say and do things in my manner. They don't know how much I appreciate that. When they have had enough of it, if I cross the line they will be there with their clubs to gently lay a good one upside my temple.

    When I write a "piece", most times there is a line or lines in between the observed words that is meant to be there, but if not "seen", and it usually isn't, that is fine. I do this unconsciously, just my nature. I love humor, written humor. Sarcasm is my middle name. Tease is my Handle. John (sarcam) Postbeetle, that big tease. Humor,sarcasm and tease are a two edged sword. They can turn and bite you as quickly as Triple 7's stuffed rattlesnake. It has bitten me on here. I know I have hurt some feelings and it is I who should apologize at times.

    This forum does not as yet know what it really is. The Chief tweaks it to make it pretty and functional, the moderators manage the members like a guy carrying the whip in a ships oar galley. They have to or it would disintegrate into a ship trying to go 42 different ways. I don't go into any other forums. I don't need to. This one is homey. Homey from the standpoint that its members interact so genuinely. People from all walks of life, different education levels, different religions or attitudes about religion, different styles, different ways of doing business, different ways of wearing their hat, different regions of this great country. There is no "cookie cutter" stuff here. People are tolerant, more so than we ourselves as individuals might be in our "normal" life away from this computer. I think I know why that is and that might be a "piece" I will write down the road when I am in the mood.

    That old "sticks and stones" thing is a crock. I have known words that can hurt and sting as bad as a sledge hammer to the big toe. That's all we have here is words typed onto a screen and sent off into the nether land to be seen by someone else. We can't be sitting at a table someplace "reading" physically the "slant, tone, facial expression, volume," of those words. Makes it fun sometimes, and at times a disaster.

    Anyhow, Dan. No apologies are necessary, nor are none expected. You have the kind of personality in your words that I like. Don't ever stop being anything different for fear of offending me. I can dish it out and I can take it too. I gotta go outside and see if I can find a meteor to take a picture of. Cheryl expects no less. One problem, or maybe a couple. I don't have many clothes on and it is colder than Alabama, it is dark outside and I am afraid of the dark, I don't know how to work the camera yet, and frankly I don't care if I see a meteor. Ah well.

    Say Dan, if you run over an ostrich, send me its guts UPS would ya?

    John.