From the headquarters of CNN. Also Know As We Can't Give Unbiased News. This would include ABC, CBS, NBC and the KOS blog. This special report from our embedded reporter in the front lines at the Castle Of Stinkbait. His report now follows: This is Edward R. Morrow reporting from the smoldering front lines. THIS is the Castle of Stinkbait after the intense fighting, attacked by the insurgents this morning. I have been asked to report that they have called this a complete victory (subject to interpretation) At approximately 0600 ZULU CDT in two days the commander will make a full statement at a news conference. This is approximate 'cause he doesn't know weather he will be awake or alive. He has asked the army to stand down. A party has begun and fireworks are going off. This is Edward R. Morrow from the Castle of Stinkbait. Good luck and good night.