Mornin', don't know whether this will be surreptitiously placed in another pigeon hole but will start here and see where it goes. Maybe Tops thread will get this. Are ya married? Have you been married? If you are thinking of getting married, don't. Now I am in those first two categories, will not be in that last category again. Now don't get me totally wrong here. I am married to a wonderful woman, couldn't find anything better, even if I barhopped at an exclusive dive for a coupla days. Anybody that can put up with me longer than a week is somebody special. Now here is my problemo. My Missus has gotten a wild hair to go to Asheville N.C. this spring with her sister to see the Biltmore estate. Yeeha, a chance to get away from each other for longer that a typical one day fight. But there is a second problem. Sending these two down the road is like sending Frick and Frack to the crick to get a bucket of boiling water for the potatos. And sure as Okra grows in Alabama they are going to get lost. That may not be so bad but I do love this woman and I might want to see her again. She discussed with me the thought of getting one of these contraptions that tells ya where you are at any given moment in time and where you should be at the next moment in time. When I was growing up in yesteryear that was called a map. They have gotten rid of those things now, technology ya know, and now they use GPS or PGS or PMS. Something like that. Do any of you Sherlocks out there have a simple suggestion on just what we should look for, something that I can afford with my disability check and one that is sure to get her back to my waiting arms? That is unless she finds some hunk in N.C. Oh by the way, suggest one that gets her back and not her sister. Thanks, John.