Wally Wish World....a Christmas Carol from Catgirl

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Catgirl, Dec 5, 2009.

  1. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

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    Hi everybody! For a couple of weeks now I've been stuck on a certain Walmart commercial......the one where they claim to be opening SOOoooo many registers, and all the cashiers are ready and waiting, there are NO customers in line, and the numbered lane lights are blinking on and off to the melody "Carole of the Bells".

    EVERYTIME I see it I think, "Yeah, RIGHT. I've NEVER seen our Walmart that empty!" The majority of the time I enjoy Christmas shopping; finding the perfect gift for a certain person makes me feel happy. I am NOT crazy about the crowds and some of their actions.

    I try to avoid Wally World whenever possible, but found it necessary to go there recently. Thought I'd write some new lyrics (for your amusement) regarding my trip, and of course they are sung to THAT tune. :wink:

    Play the video, and sing along! I've included the video minutes/seconds count, just in case you're not sure when to join in. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! :smile2:

    [youtubevid]tHMMS07AXV8[/youtubevid]

    0:14
    Entered the door, although I swore
    I wouldn't come, has to be done.
    LOOK at the lines, this isn't fine
    Boy what a shock, gees what a crock!
    I try to go, when it is slow
    During the night, still it's a fight.
    Carts all around, bogging me down
    Don't bump an a**, they might have gas :eek:oooh:
    I need a mask, to do this task
    Holding my nose, this really blows!

    Some folks are running, for gifts they're gunning
    "GRAB THAT LAST X-BOX! WHERE ARE THE SOCKS?!"

    Wally Wally Wally Wally Wish World
    Wally Wally Wally Wally Wish World

    I wish the things, that Christmas brings
    Didn't include, rights to be rude.

    1:04
    What shall I buy, for that great guy
    Or that ole cuss, who likes to fuss?
    I just can't choose, try not to lose
    Part of my mind, what will I find?
    Pick up a rod, giving a nod
    To a young clerk, MAN what a jerk!
    He turns away, whew what a day
    I am so tired, he should be fired.
    Just share a smile, cruising the aisles
    Give me THAT gift, one little lift!

    Some folks are wishing, that they were fishing
    Or hunting de-er, WHY ARE WE HERE? :roll_eyes:

    Wally Wally Wally Wally Wish World
    Wally Wally Wally Wally Wish World

    Let's sing a song, and move along
    Enjoy this time, spending your dime
    Spending your dime, spending your dime, spending your dime.....
     
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  2. Bubbakat

    Bubbakat New Member

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    You ain't right Girl. But I have also seen that bull hockey they are advertising and I have let the local maneger know what I think about their amount of regesters they have open. Didn't help. :confused2:
     

  3. oh no

    oh no New Member

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    Well I just came from Meijer's,,,,lol,,,lol,,,probably the same thing as Walmart,,,,only I like Meijers...:smile2:
     
  4. lee

    lee Well-Known Member

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    GARMIN DOT COM...GARMIN DOT COM...
    MERRY CHRISTMAS TANYA:wink:
     
  5. Fishmaster1203

    Fishmaster1203 New Member

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    Thanks for sharing Tanya! :big_smile:
     
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  6. MRR

    MRR New Member

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    Now that's cute ,but I'll have to give credit where credit is due.Went to our Wally world today and the checkout boy who checked us out had one of the most friendly and curtious attitudes I have seen in along time. Told the wife he must new.anyway was rather refreshing.
    Merry Christmas Everyone.
     
  7. centexcop

    centexcop Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Tanya, that was cute.
     
  8. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Thanks Tanya,Wish I had seen this before my trip to wally world today,But it wasnt half bad,Oh yeah,the new register lines I saw open,"SELF CHECK OUT " :wink::smile2::smile2:
    which we gladly did ,after seeing 4 lanes open with uhh 5 or so in each.:crazy:
     
  9. DLB-in-GR

    DLB-in-GR New Member

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    That is really great. Thanks.
     
  10. Netmanjack

    Netmanjack New Member

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    I got a real kick out of that Tanya, Of course I had to go through it twice before it sound very good. You have inspired me! :big_smile::smile2::wink:
     
  11. brian88b

    brian88b Member

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    LMAO Thats Funny You Put Some Time Into That One, LOL:smile2::smile2: Thanks for sharing and the Laugh. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
     
  12. CatRwalln

    CatRwalln New Member

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    That is outstanding.
    ( and you call me sarcastic ):smile2::smile2:
     
  13. bedbug jr

    bedbug jr New Member

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    Thanx for sharing Tanya, I sang along and now the dogs won't quit howling:smile2::smile2::smile2: Stay safe and Happy Holidays to one and all!!!:wink:
     
  14. big-muddy

    big-muddy New Member

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    good job there. i gotta spread some rep around before i hit ya again, but i tried :)