Turtle Kings Of Ohio

Discussion in 'LOCAL OHIO TALK' started by Netmanjack, Aug 13, 2009.

  1. Netmanjack

    Netmanjack New Member

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    Turtle Kings of Ohio

    The turtle kings of Ohio
    What a motley crew.
    Using their time on the river bank
    To spit and cuss and chew.

    Hunkered down in weed and brush
    Stalking unwary prey.
    Hoping to snag the snappers leg
    and drag it in to slay.

    Oh, they brag about prowess
    in catching the fabled Flat.
    But what they know about fishing
    You could hold in snuff can cap.

    They love to tell big stories
    With eyes big and wide with awe.
    Limbs animated with explanation
    And brown spit running down their jaw

    Turtles are their stock and trade
    A claim to fame they seek.
    You'll spy them at the waters edge
    Big rivers, lakes, or creak.

    To join this lusty group of men
    Who grab the turtle shell.
    Nerves of steel are required
    And luck thats gone o hell.

    One must be bold and daring
    To join the TKO.
    But if your sure you want to try
    I'll tell you where to go.

    Get your self some cut bait
    And a long and sturdy rope.
    Then get directions from Flathunter
    And contact Garrett Cope.

    lmao :eek:oooh::crazy::smile2::smile2::smile2::tounge_out:


    By, Netmanjack
     
  2. bluejay

    bluejay Well-Known Member

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    Good one. I'm out of thanks. Reps to ya!!
     

  3. BobbyLee

    BobbyLee New Member

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    Thanks Jack... With all the BS I'm dealing with right now. That made me chuckle...
     
  4. Garrett Cope

    Garrett Cope New Member

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    Awesome Jack! *Wipes a tear*..I'm working on the music for that now btw.
     
  5. metalman

    metalman Well-Known Member

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    Jack Holsky, the king of Iambic Pentameter not!!

    But honestly Jack, is there no end to your talents???

    ...W
     
  6. slimdaddy

    slimdaddy Well-Known Member

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    thats was pretty good jack
     
  7. Colsrob

    Colsrob Active Member

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    Absolutely outstanding Jack!
     
  8. misterwhisker

    misterwhisker New Member

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    Yeah!!! I want what hes smokin:wink:
     
  9. hunted

    hunted New Member

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    lol that made me laugh
     
  10. Netmanjack

    Netmanjack New Member

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    Darn Winston, ya went and made me look up sump'n! lol :smile2:

    There is a major talent lacking
    I cant figure out how to reap monetary rewards for them! :eek:oooh:
     
  11. Catmanblues

    Catmanblues New Member

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    Now that's funny there I don't care who you are.
     
  12. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    You all know I pride myself on being the funny guy, but that was beyond funny. He took us in with a serious start, then "Sprung" the funny at the end. Priceless. Very good Jack! Damn good!