How does that story go? I am not pointing the finger at anyone, but am I the only member that thinks thiis story might apply to latest shock and awe (port security) since dead eye dick shot what his name? Talk about the fox in the hen house! The Trojan Horse Still seeking to gain entrance into Troy (U.S.A.), clever Odysseus (Osama) (some say with the aid of Athena (United Arab Emirates) ordered a large wooden horse to be built. Its insides were to be hollow(our ports) so that soldiers could hide within it. Once the statue had been built by the artist Epeius, a number of the Greek warriors, along with Odysseus, climbed inside. The rest of the Greek fleet sailed away, so as to deceive the Trojans (Americans). One man, Sinon, was left behind. When the Trojans came to marvel at the huge creation (gave up port security), Sinon pretended to be angry with the Greeks, stating that they had deserted him. He assured the Trojans that the wooden horse was safe and would bring luck to the Trojans. Only two people, Laocoon(the right) and Cassandra (the left), spoke out against the horse, but they were ignored (president and vice president). The Trojans celebrated what they thought was their victory, and dragged the wooden horse into Troy. That night, after most of Troy was asleep or in a drunken stupor, Sinon let the Greek warriors out from the horse, and they slaughtered the Trojans (another 9/11). Priam was killed as he huddled by Zeus' altar and Cassandra (homeland security) was pulled from the statue of Athena and raped (and coperations got another tax break). What you all think?