To the Women we Admire

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by deerhunter4, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. deerhunter4

    deerhunter4 New Member

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    ONE FLAW IN WOMEN

    By the time the Lord made Woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime.. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, and a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.'
    The angel was astounded at the requirements.. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.'
    'But I won't,' the Lord protested. 'I am close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.'
    The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'
    'She is soft,' the Lord agreed, 'but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'
    'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.
    The Lord replied, 'Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate.'
    The angel, noticing something, reached out, touched the woman's cheek. 'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.'
    'That's not a leak,' the Lord corrected, 'That's a tear!' 'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.
    The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride' The angel was impressed. 'You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing.'
    And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer if there's a better solution They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel; cheer when friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies.. They grieve at the loss of a family member, Yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail to show how much they care. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. THERE IS ONLY ONE FLAW IN WOMEN: THEY ARE NOT AWARE OF THEIR WORTH. PLEASE remind them just how amazing they are! AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    Thanks for giving thanks.
     

  3. Catpaw

    Catpaw Well-Known Member

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    Excellent post Deerhunter.
     
  4. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    Well stated Paul. I totally agree. Thanks.:sweat::big_smile_2::0a27::0a27:
     
  5. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

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    This post is to remind you how much YOU'RE worth Paul, we appreciate this thread. Thank you.
     
  6. deerhunter4

    deerhunter4 New Member

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    You are very welcome...
    When I seen this I had to send it to my wife and I thought about all of the sisters that support us here and just wanted you to know we all...(Love ya) and appreciate all you do...:wink::big_smile:



     
  7. shania

    shania New Member

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    I got to give it to Ya for that one - well said & a Great Post!

    :worship: "Your Da Man"!
    :wink:
     
  8. Pennsylvaniacatchaser

    Pennsylvaniacatchaser Well-Known Member

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    Nice post Paul! Here's to all the ladies out there in B.O.C. land! :big_smile: :worship::worship::worship:
     
  9. cathooked

    cathooked New Member

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    You must know my wife cause thats her you just talked about!!!!
     
  10. pk_powell

    pk_powell New Member

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    and was reminded again just how thankful I am to be a member of a group people(the BOC) that has in it's membership such fine upstanding respectful men. You brothers are all a blessing to me. May The Good Lord Bless and keep each and everyone of you. May you all have a wonderful day!:big_smile:Sister Pat
     
  11. catfishcrazy256

    catfishcrazy256 New Member

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    AMEN BROTHER I HAVE ONE OF THOSE MODELS, SHE IS A KEEPER ! :cool2:
     
  12. olefin

    olefin New Member

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    I sometimes forget how fortunate I am, Paul your post reminded me.
    I too, know that I have a wife just like the woman in those words.
     
  13. deerhunter4

    deerhunter4 New Member

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    I am glad it fits Brother...There are many that it fits...Thanks Ladies for making our lives worth waking...

     
  14. catfisherman60

    catfisherman60 New Member

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    thanks for the post.
     
  15. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    Yes to thy LADIES:worship:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. Dave L

    Dave L New Member

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    Thank you.
    I'm sending the wife an e mail right now.
     
  17. lawnman61

    lawnman61 New Member

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    Sounded like you were talking about my wife and mother.
    Thanks for that wonderful post.....:big_smile:
     
  18. ldkitch

    ldkitch New Member

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    That was wonderful!!!! Thank You for posting it!!!:big_smile:
     
  19. bigwhiskers

    bigwhiskers New Member

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    Hey Paul, this is MrsBigwhiskers (Boss of Bigwhiskers), Thanks for the great post.
    MrsBigwhiskers
     
  20. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

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    Hey MrsBigwhiskers! You should join yourself girl, we have a sisterhood here too. All you need is a different email addy, so come on!