So, this past April I got maried right. I told all my buddies that I was gonna make this wedding something that NOBODY was gonna forget and As you will see, Im sure They wont. They will forever remember the evening I guarentee it! First off let me start out by saying that the wedding was hillarious. My wife nor I attend a church at this time so trying to find someone to marry us was a job in its self. Finally found someone and man was he a nice guy. When we met with him before the wedding he just made you feel comfortable ya know. You could kinda cut up a little and not feel funny doin it around him. Duhh duhh duhh duhhhhhh! My ushers right off the bat rip the runway in half before gettin it to the stage. Woops but freakin hillarious!!! My buds were sweatin that one but It just eased my nerves to laugh. The next thing that happened was gods way of sayin "if you would have attended a church this wouldnt have happened". Were up on the stage, I expected to be nervous as hell but was as calm as ever. As you know my name is Robin which is a name that could swing either way if you know what I mean. Preacher starts off with this.................................. He looks dead into my wifes eyse and saids "ROBIN, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband" I immediately crack a smile so big my cheeks hurt as I hear chuckling from the crowd he didnt know what he did. You should have seen the look on his face when He faced me, looked down at his book, looked my right in the eye and said aloud "Oh boy" with a quivering lip and said "Your not Ashley are you?" The hole dam place lit up in laughter. Now for the reception that not even you guys are gonna ever forget!! After most of the younguns were gone it was time for daddy to light this mother up and make this a night to remember and this is what I did in front of the hole dam place!! it all started in the bathroom with a bunch of wigs and my prized undies!! My father in law has never looked at me the same since that night. Enjoy!