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THREE THINGS TO PONDER



1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments-

C O W S; Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the
mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N; They keep talking about drafting a
Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written
By a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're
Not using it anymore.---

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S; The real reason that we can't have the
Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt
Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. .. It creates a
hostile work environment.
 

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THREE THINGS TO PONDER



1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments-

C O W S; Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the
mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N; They keep talking about drafting a
Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written
By a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're
Not using it anymore.---

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S; The real reason that we can't have the
Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt
Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. .. It creates a
hostile work environment.


The cows pay taxes. Go figure.
 
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