Things you can only say...

Discussion in 'Deer Hunting' started by ozzyso44, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. ozzyso44

    ozzyso44 New Member

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    What are the things you can only say to a hunting store clerk and not to anyone else on this earth:smile2:. I'll start, everyone else add their own, should be funny stuff.

    1. Is that coon piss fresh?
    2. How much for that butt remover?
     
  2. One Legged Josh

    One Legged Josh New Member

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    "I like to get 'em young while they are nice and tender":smile2::smile2:
     

  3. john catfish young

    john catfish young New Member

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    I sent my shaft, with a strange shaped head right into that deers butt.
    Can you straigten up my shaft for me?:smile2:
     
  4. lance

    lance New Member

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    Could you demonstrate some mating calls for me ?:wink:
     
  5. Paraguayguy

    Paraguayguy New Member

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    The young ones eat better.
     

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  6. wylie catter

    wylie catter New Member

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    You ask the pretty clerk "do you have worms?"
     
  7. Monsterkat11

    Monsterkat11 New Member

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    "i got this real pretty female hanging upside down in the garage, already got her skinned, just need a vaccum sealer, to get her back straps all bagged up, save er' for later!
     
  8. azcataholic

    azcataholic New Member

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    Great post Ozzy, I gotta stop laughing so i can type!
     
  9. slimdaddy

    slimdaddy Well-Known Member

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    mam can i try this doe-in heat lure on you to see if it works or not
     
  10. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    I'm pretty good at Re- Loading, I like to make a have a hot and heavy load! Any suggestions? :crazy: :eek:oooh::roll_eyes: rollo
     
  11. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    That Thumbnail calls for reps.... And Can you send me an 8/10 Christmas card this year with that? If there ain't enough room just downsize the dude in the middle!! BUT NOTHIN ELSE ! No need to know my wifes name, just send it to me... might even be a different address... lol...:roll_eyes::smile2: rollo
     
  12. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    I'm in a rut, can ya help me out. :roll_eyes:
     
  13. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    I can smell stink bait, but I can't find it!:confused2: rollo