Things Mom would never say

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  1. splitshot

    splitshot New Member

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    • "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
    • "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
    • "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"
    • "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
    • "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"
    • "Well, if Rahul's mamma says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
    • "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
    • "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
    • "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"
     
  2. zappaf19

    zappaf19 New Member

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    LOL
    How about " leave the door open we are trying to heat the great outdoors"!
    Bill
     

  3. Wil

    Wil New Member

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    haha those are pretty funny
     
  4. punkin570

    punkin570 New Member

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    • burp one more time son..... i can never get enough of that sound
    • im so glad yall are leavin your shoes all strowed.....its like playin a new game of find the shoe every mornin.
    • thanks for not loadin the dishwasher or takin out the trash when i ask.....i love havin more house bound chores to do 24/7/365.
     
  5. ryang

    ryang Well-Known Member

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    How about
    • Dont worry about putting the seat down I can do it :lol:
     
  6. cook

    cook New Member

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    * homework is way over rated:tounge_out:
     
  7. txthumper1691

    txthumper1691 New Member

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    after a good burp, its not bad manners, just good food.
    dont worry bout wippin your feet, i love cleanin th mud out of th carpet
    dont worry bout those bad grades, you wont use that stuff in life anyways
     
  8. pk_powell

    pk_powell New Member

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    I definitely have never used any of those sentences!! Yeah Right!! One of my all time favorites that i normally use: I have two teenage daughters and still the dishes are not being done????GRRRRRRRR!!!:big_smile: :big_smile:
     
  9. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    Sooooooo true. Thanks splitshot for taking our memories on a trip of the past. :smile2:
     
  10. rebelzgrl76

    rebelzgrl76 New Member

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    Now that was great. I got a kick out of some of those.

    *No, you dont have to clean your room, reminds me of a FunHouse, once Im in...i cant find way out, very ammusing!

    * Of course you dont have to take the trash out, its my favorite thing to do, great bicep excerise!
     
  11. Flintman

    Flintman New Member

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    Sure you can have the keys to the car any night you want them. Just be home in time for your dad to go to work in the morning.
     
  12. SubnetZero

    SubnetZero New Member

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    *Ask your Father, he knows best LOL :lol:

    *Eat in the Living Room and just leave the Dishes.

    *No need to rinse your plates. Dish washing isn't fun unless the food is good and caked on..
     
  13. kat in the hat

    kat in the hat New Member

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    * Untie those shoes. The other kids will think you are dorky.
    * Pull those pants down a bit. Nobody can see your underwear.
    * Want another beer to wash down that bratwurst?
    * Hey, I put your playboys back under your bed so you can find them again.
    * Sure you can stay out all night. Here's some money for some beer.
    * I filled the car up with gas so you have plenty to cruise on tonite.
    * Turn up that Slayer! I don't need to sleep anyway.
    * Don't worry about that dent, I was planning on trading the car off anyway.
     
  14. Kat-tamer

    Kat-tamer New Member

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    I forgot wich we are talking about. I think some of this is true for both!!:lol: How about this one...."Wrestle in the living room and run through the house, I need to buy new stuff anyway, so break all you want!"
     
  15. baitchunker

    baitchunker New Member

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    of course you can go fishing with your buddies this weekend! you know how much i love to cut the grass anyway.
     
  16. savage308

    savage308 New Member

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    No you don't have to eat all your vegetables... You won't have room for cake.....

    This is gonna hurt YOU... more than it will me.....

    Don't worry about your homework... Tell the teacher the dog ate it...

    Great job on C's/D's your report card... Those A's are really over rated...
     
  17. Kat-tamer

    Kat-tamer New Member

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    The dog ate the homework excuse was true recently, teacher did not find it amusing at all. We even spent time taping it back together.:smile2:
    Here's another one that you won't hear either....
    The dog loves it when you pull her ears and tail, she wont bite for that.
     
  18. JAinSC

    JAinSC Active Member

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    - or Dad.

    A lot of those sound like ME.
    (well - the opposites ... you know...)
     
  19. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    This reminds me of when I was a boy & visited my grandmom before she died. my grandfather passaway before I was born so she wasnt used to a man in the house. we stayed over for a week and one night I left the seat up. g-ma was so used to not looking, she fell in and mom had to pull her out. boy did I get a scolding!
     
  20. Kat-tamer

    Kat-tamer New Member

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    Got another when I got home today.:smile2:
    "Go ahead and play dodgeball in the house"