THE UGLYEST SISTER ON THE BOC

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by BIG_D, Jan 4, 2010.

How Ugly is She

  1. ugly

  2. fugly

  3. or just plain BUT UGLY

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  1. BIG_D

    BIG_D New Member

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    this has got to be the uglyest sister the BOC has ever seen :eek:oooh::eek:oooh::eek:oooh::smile2::smile2::smile2: WHITERIVER Earl lol sorry Bro ya one ugly Sista lol
     
  2. catman-j

    catman-j New Member

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    ALL OF THE ABOVE DAMN IT!
     

  3. catman-j

    catman-j New Member

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    SHE'S A 2 BAGGER

    1 bag to put over her head and the other to put over yours in case the one over hers breaks.

    I love Rodney Dangerfield.
     
  4. BIG_D

    BIG_D New Member

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    lol ima gona catch hello for this one lol
     
  5. catman-j

    catman-j New Member

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    Her momma so nasty she gave a telemarketer an ear infection.:crazy:
     
  6. catman-j

    catman-j New Member

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    She's so fat she sat on a lump of coal and a diamond popped out.
     
  7. catman-j

    catman-j New Member

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    The doctor told her she was fat
    she told the doctor she wanted a second opinion
    the doctor said you're ugly too
     
  8. catman-j

    catman-j New Member

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    She told the doctor: "doctor I'm getting ugly in my old age"
    the doctor said "yeah but your eyesight is perfect"
     
  9. catman-j

    catman-j New Member

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  10. sjohn58

    sjohn58 Guest

    :eek:oooh::eek:oooh::eek:oooh::eek:oooh::eek:oooh::eek:oooh:
    :crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

    :0a33:
     
  11. JimmyJonny

    JimmyJonny Well-Known Member

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    Don't pick on my buddy !!! It was drag night at the bar,,,think the bars name is " the man hole "....had a sign out front that says " parking in rear ".

    Oh boy is Earl gonna get me for this, LOL.

    Just don't forget that Dallas started this...you know how he is ; )~

    -Jim-

    Oh Earl, I aint talked to ya over the holidays....Happy New Year brother...I wish ya the best ; )
     
  12. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    well my momma always said if you ain't got something good to say don't say anything,so...
     
  13. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    Earl is going to be sorry that he ever started this cross dressing.:smile2:
     
  14. restorerancientiron

    restorerancientiron New Member

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    I told Earl he was welcome to fish with me at Canepoles Cumberland gathering ONLY if he left ALL dresses at home.I don't think I will have to worry though , it got down to eight degree's here this morning and the gathering is only a month away.I will have my camera ready though just in case.:smile2:
     
  15. bedbug jr

    bedbug jr New Member

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    Wow Earl, it comes back to haunt you, don't it?:smile2::smile2::smile2: That Dallas always stirring the pot!:eek:oooh::eek:oooh: Stay safe and aspire to inspire!!!:wink:
     
  16. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Now hold on just a bodacious minute here.

    Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, and Whiteriver on a bad night here in Iowa would be a find and a half. Ya know when it is log on the fire time and the snow so deep a snowshoe rabbit can't get to the outhouse, someone like Whiteriver to bring you your pipe and tea wouldn't be so bad.

    I'd put Whiteriver up agin many a woman I've seen plunk her rear on a bar stool. Looks like she could hoe the Okra and you could get rid of that 'ol mule that needs shoeing and save some bucks because I bet she can pull a one bottom as well as any jarhead mule.


    You better reararange that poll there Dallas. And add...." This "find" has some possibilites".. with the right dress. Man I don't like that dress, needs something maybe a lower neckline or shorter hem. She should shop at JC Pennys instead of Wal-Mart on dollar days.

    I've seen guys on this forum kiss a dead catfish for cry-eye. What problem would someone who kisses catfish have with Whiteriver?

    Look at Slimies avatar down below. Now that is a matched pair. Can't ya just see the offspring from that coupling?
     
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  17. Fishmaster1203

    Fishmaster1203 New Member

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    I think I'm going to be sick. :dribble:
     
  18. floundahman

    floundahman New Member

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    :eek:oooh: Oh my!
     
  19. plainsman

    plainsman New Member Supporting Member

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    The later it gets the better they look. This lady rates a couple cases of beer, and a good amount of whiskey.
     
  20. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    you think that'll do it?thats sick:0a30: