The perfect woman...

Discussion in 'LOCAL OHIO TALK' started by crazycat1, Mar 4, 2009.

  1. crazycat1

    crazycat1 New Member

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    This is a rather silly thread, but what would be your perfect woman? Other than my wife I would have to have a woman who always wanted to go outdoors with me. I do not mean taking time to get ready, but pony tail and lets go fishin. What's that honey you already spent the day catching the bait. That is what I am talking about. I can hardly wait to see your personal specs.
     
  2. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    PERFECTO WOMAN..... I'm going fishing.......OK... Have fun! See you when you come home..:wink: NO QUESTIONS, NO DRAMA!:smile2::cool2: rollo
     

  3. john catfish young

    john catfish young New Member

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    Mine would have to spend the day catching quality baits, pack up the equipment, have supper waiting, be ready to go fishing 24/7, wear only one of my tee shirts and be ready to jump in the ______ at a moments notice....LOL Blonde hair, blue eyes, nice tan, 105 lbs. and have her own boat....LOL ......Naw...I'm just kidding, been married for 25 years to the perfect woman( just in case she reads this). Love you honey:eek:oooh:
     
  4. RetiredToFish

    RetiredToFish New Member

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    Would kind of make you wonder what she was doing while you were gone though .... :wink::cool2: .... Garry-
     
  5. Dirtdobber

    Dirtdobber Guest Staff Member

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    I have the perfect woman--she catches bait and runs the boat while I fish
     
  6. smoothkip25

    smoothkip25 New Member

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    I too have had the perfect women till about 2 months ago! Hopefully after tomorrow she turns into that sweet girl I fell in love with again!!:eek:oooh::smile2::smile2:
     
  7. Still_Waters...

    Still_Waters... New Member

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    Sounds like someone is trying to get all you guys that have been caught in trouble, as for this hook free fish.... that's still a loaded gun, lol.:smile2::wink:
     
  8. Tangler

    Tangler New Member

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    I love my girl but If I had my pick....She would love to fish obviously....And was an expert at noodling! About 5'9'' and of Italian descent....Double jointed, Season ticket holder to the Indians, Browns and Cavs, and owns her own brewery:smile2::smile2: Loves going to strip clubs when we cant go fishing, has A LOT of money, digs fat hairy white guys, has a degree in culinary arts, loves to clean and do laundry while I scout new spots, has a twin and is VERY open minded :roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes: Thats the girl of my dreams right there, lol...


    Tang
     
  9. jerryb

    jerryb New Member

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    Oh, Kip - you may pay dearly for this!! :smile2:
     
  10. jerryb

    jerryb New Member

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    I think this is EVERY man's dream girl!! :wink:
     
  11. BobbyLee

    BobbyLee New Member

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    I have the perfect woman. Catches bait with me and has fun doing it. Fishes with me. Brings me dinner on the river when she does'nt. Never complains about my fishing. Guess I'm pretty darn lucky...
     
  12. katfish ken

    katfish ken New Member

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    Sound like you are very lucky Bobby.
     
  13. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    John you started out strong but ended up weak.:smile2:
     
  14. smokey869

    smokey869 New Member

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    all these sound like great things you are all talking about, just one point i would like to add is " can i get one that cant talk ?":wink: but mine just rolls her eyes anymore and says have fun ill cya when you get home, but i dont get invited to plays n movies either:confused2:
     
  15. jmjackson333

    jmjackson333 New Member

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    Yeah, Mine acts like shes mad when I go out hunting and fishing all the time... But shes been doing that act for three years now and she is still with me. She makes almost twice as much money as I do and is 8 years younger than me. I think I almost got it.:wink:
     
  16. Sharpy22

    Sharpy22 New Member

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    Well ive had a few that would go catch bait w/me and go fishing and deer hunting also but dont get wrong here thats all great and all sometimes you goto have a little me time also. Any women read this please dont take any offense to this, im still trying find that one for myself as they say theres plenty of fish in the sea. :smile2:
     
  17. ryang

    ryang Well-Known Member

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    Other than what has been said previously I would say the one that gets up early to cook me breakfast then leaves so the next perfect woman can spend the night:smile2::tounge_out::wink::eek:oooh:
     
  18. jmjackson333

    jmjackson333 New Member

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    I'm still trying to get mine to skin all the 'possums that I catch!! Ha Ha:smile2:
     
  19. gdlocal10

    gdlocal10 New Member

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    I think I have found the perfect woman, she always want to go fishing, and helps work on the boat even when Im gone, she finds all the good deals on fishig equipment, and is always ready to go at the drop of a hat. she buys stink bait,and she ll fillet fish fast as anyone and baits and lands her own fish, she ll hang in there for a all night fishing even if she s ready to go. yep I have found a great one , you might know her as Hey operator on the BOC. :smile2::cool2::wink:
     
  20. crazycat1

    crazycat1 New Member

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    I have to say my wife is far from perfect. Bachelor's degree, no job. No asperation of working..... She is totally high maintence. 1 hour to get ready, gotta brush the hair, as apposed to the ball cap look.
    NEVER a pony tail day. She is worried about getting dirty, never wants to touch the worms of live bait. Kind of witchy from month to month (If you know what I mean.) Also a very bad worrier....about every thing.
    With all of this being said, I still love her. She really makes me angry from time to time, but I guess it keeps me on my toes.