The Candy Man Can. Hey, it's urchin night tonight. Little witches and goblins get to be mean and ornery legally. They are all week long anyhow but tonight you can let them be "normal" with a smile on your face. Wanna see what you guys have as treats for the tricksters. I live at the end of a quarter mile lane out so far in the sticks that Jeffrodama can't even find me to leave campaign literature. Usually I shut the lights off, leave the dogs loose and padlock the lane gate. Don't want to see any of the little rugrats and their greedy parents. Most of the kids are so fat that another candy bar in their Wal-Mart sack could make them blow up and I would get sued. This year it is different. I am kinda batching it and some company might be good. Thusly I have muzzled the dogs and added yard lights and even decorated the front doorway. All is good, now I just gotta wait with my goodies in hand. Got some.............. Kit Kat's Butterfingers Nestle's Crunch Baby Ruth Different kinds of Caramel Almond Joy Don't believe in anything healthy, so there's no apples, oranges, popcorn or deer backstrap. Guaranteed not have razor blades, hypodermic syringes, warfarin, bleach or Okra in it. That is unless certain BOC members show up. What you guys gonna hand out and I might drop by with my Wal-Mart bag.