Thanksgiving Dinner

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Cherokee, Nov 26, 2008.

  1. Cherokee

    Cherokee New Member

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    Tis the night before Thanksgiving and all through our house
    No turkey is baking; I feel like a louse,
    For I am all nestled, so snug in my bed;
    I’m not gettin’ up and I’m not bakin’ bread.

    No pies in my oven, no cranberry sauce
    Cuz I give the orders, and I am the boss.
    When out in the kitchen, there arose such a clatter
    I almost got up to see what was the matter.

    As I drew in my head and was tossing around
    To the bed came my husband, he grimaced, he frowned.
    And laying his finger aside of his nose,
    He scared me to death and I thought, “Here he goes!”

    He spoke not a word as he threw back my quilt
    And the look that he gave was intended to wilt.
    So up to the ceiling my pillows he threw
    I knew I had had it, his face had turned blue.

    “You prancer, you dodger, you’re lazy, you vixen
    Out yonder in kitchen, Thanksgiving you’re fixin.”
    But he heard me explain, with my face in a pout:
    "I'm just plain too tired and we're eating out!"
     
  2. gardengrz

    gardengrz New Member

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    ba humbug :big_smile::cool2:
     

  3. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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  4. punkin570

    punkin570 New Member

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    Now thats funny Herb, Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.