Teacher Apprehended

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Phil Washburn, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. Phil Washburn

    Phil Washburn New Member

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    At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual
    later discovered to be a public school teacher was
    arrested trying to board a flight while in possession
    of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule,
    and a calculator.

    At a morning press conference, Attorney General
    Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member
    of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The FBI is
    charging him with carrying weapons of math
    instruction.
    "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They
    desire average solutions by means and extremes, and
    sometimes go off on tangents in a search for absolute
    value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y'
    and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have
    determined they belong to a common denominator of the
    axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

    As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there
    are 3 sides to every triangle.'"

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush
    said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of
    math instruction, He would have given us more fingers
    and toes."



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  2. Deltalover

    Deltalover New Member

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    You know I got to rep you for that! I got to spread some first!;)
     

  3. Cyclops01

    Cyclops01 New Member

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    Deltalover,

    Please... PLEASE!!! Don't encourage him with rep points. If anything, HE has used this thread to spread "something" around, and I'm talking a lot of it. Matter of fact, he has spread it so thick, I had to change from my hip-boots to my chest waders. :0a5: lol

    Mike
     
  4. SangamonCatKiller

    SangamonCatKiller New Member

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    :) :) Lmao !! :) :)
     
  5. Big Country01

    Big Country01 New Member

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    pretty cute phil..........
     
  6. pendog66

    pendog66 New Member

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    lol thats a good one Phil
     
  7. blackwaterkatz

    blackwaterkatz Active Member

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    Best I've heard lately, Phil! Most lost my breath!
     
  8. Gator

    Gator New Member

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    Go Phil go......LOL that was good!