Taxes

Discussion in 'LOCAL INDIANA TALK' started by Bammbam, Nov 25, 2007.

  1. Bammbam

    Bammbam New Member

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    Indiana
    Tax Truth

    Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.

    Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.


    Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

    Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.

    Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears.

    Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass

    Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore.

    Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid.

    Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..."

    When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL license Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Excise Taxes
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel Permit Tax
    Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
    Gross Receipts Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Personal Property Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service Charge Tax
    Social Security Tax
    Road Usage Tax
    Sales Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    School Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax
    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
    Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
    Telephone State and Local Tax
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax
    Utility Taxes
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft Registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation

    Tax


    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

    And I still have to "press 1" for English.

    I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
     
  2. fishassasin

    fishassasin New Member

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    Evansville, Ind
    that is freakin crazy. good thread tho ..i liked it
     

  3. e'villeman

    e'villeman New Member

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    Evansville, Indiana
    they say that if you put a frog in a pot and slowly boil the warmer it will sit there and boil to death ~ but try putting the same frog in a boiling pot of water and he will fight like heck to get out. Goes to show you the changes oner 100 yrs we became placid and tolerate it as normal. thats just something to think about....
     
  4. Bammbam

    Bammbam New Member

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    Indiana
    Got a friend in Washington that sends these things all the time, makes you really think...
     
  5. fishassasin

    fishassasin New Member

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    State:
    Evansville, Ind
    did u see the one with barrack obamma?
     
  6. fshnutz

    fshnutz New Member

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    Sacramento California
    Sad but true. I like the frog in the pot analogy.
    Linz:wink:
     
  7. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    Lost Wages

    No I didnt. What was it?