Taxes

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Ace, Jan 8, 2007.

  1. Ace

    Ace New Member

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    State:
    Gastonia N
    TAXES


    What Happened?
    At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
    Be sure to read all the way to the end!

    Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table
    At which he's fed.

    Tax his tractor,
    Tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes
    Are the rule.

    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.

    Tax his ties,
    Tax his shirt,
    Tax his work,
    Tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he
    Tries to think.

    Tax his cigars,
    Tax his beers,
    If he cries, then
    Tax his tears.

    Tax his car,
    Tax his gas,
    Find other ways
    To tax his ass

    Tax all he has
    Then let him know
    That you won't be done
    Till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers,
    Then tax him some more,
    Tax him till
    He's good and sore.

    Then tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in
    Which he's laid.

    Put these words
    upon his tomb,
    "Taxes drove me
    to my doom..."

    When he's gone,
    Do not relax,
    Its time to apply
    The inheritance tax.

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL license Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax,
    Fuel permit tax
    Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Interest expense
    Inventory tax
    IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service charge taxes
    Social Security Tax
    Road usage taxes
    Sales Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    School Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    Telephone federal excise tax
    Telephone federal universal service fee tax
    Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
    Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
    Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
    Telephone state and local tax
    Telephone usage charge tax
    Utility Taxes
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax

    COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
    and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
    We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
    in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
    What happened?
    And I still have to "press 1" for English


    :look_down:

    :cat:
     

  2. slimepig

    slimepig New Member

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    State:
    Kerrville Texas
    and what boggles me is that more democrats were elected last election! Tax and spend! Tax and spend!
     
  3. Mark J

    Mark J New Member

    Messages:
    9,407
    State:
    Four Oaks, NC
    I think you'll find the answer in the census numbers from the last 100 years.
     
  4. BAM

    BAM New Member

    Messages:
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    State:
    Tennessee
    Amen, Amen, Amen and Amen.
    I am a self employed single male, no mortage, no dependents etc etc, didn't see that tax in the list but I know it is there.
     
  5. bootshowl

    bootshowl New Member

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    State:
    Indiana, J
    It's sad but all true. And you can get just as much help if you press two for Spanish, even if you don't speak Spanish.....
    :big_smile:
     
  6. LiquidSteel

    LiquidSteel New Member

    Messages:
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    State:
    La Vista N
    They tax you coming in this world, they tax you going out of this world, and pretty much everything else in between!


    Kenny
     
  7. bluejay

    bluejay Well-Known Member

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    State:
    Napoleon, Mo.
    Thats so true Ace. Thanks again!!