Taxes and More Taxes

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Ace, Jul 26, 2006.

  1. Ace

    Ace New Member

    Gastonia N
    Bejamin Franklin said "The only two certain things in life are death and taxes."

    Will Rogers said that "Yes, that's true, but death doesn't get any worse each time the legislature is in session."

    At first I thought this was funny... Then, I realized "How True it is!!"

    Tax his land,
    Tax his wage,
    Tax his bed in which he lays.

    Tax his tractor,
    Tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes is the rule.

    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.

    Tax his ties,
    Tax his shirts,
    Tax his work,
    Tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he tries to think.

    Tax his booze,
    Tax his beers,
    If he cries,
    Tax his tears.

    Tax his bills,
    Tax his gas,
    Tax his notes,
    Tax his cash.

    Tax him good and let him know
    That after taxes, he has no dough.

    If he hollers,
    Tax him more,
    Tax him til he's good and sore.

    Tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in which he lays.

    Put these words upon his tomb,
    "Taxes drove me to my doom!"

    And when he's gone,
    We won't relax,
    We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL License Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel Permit Tax
    Gasoline Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
    IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
    Liquor Tax,
    Luxury Tax,
    Marriage License Tax,
    Medicare Tax,
    Property Tax,
    Real Estate Tax,
    Service charge taxes,
    Social Security Tax,
    Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
    Sales Taxes,
    Recreational Vehicle Tax,
    School Tax,
    State Income Tax,
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
    Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
    Telephone State and Local Tax,
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
    Utility Tax,
    Vehicle License Registration Tax,
    Vehicle Sales Tax,
    Watercraft Registration Tax,
    Well Permit Tax,
    Workers Compensation Tax.

    COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and there was prosperity, absolutely no national debt, the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    :waaaht: :sweat: :beat_shot: :beat_brick: :eek:h: :still_dreaming: :too_sad:

    :cat: :0a30:
  2. This left me speechless and also made me think about everything in the USA that is taxed. I really cant think of one thing that isnt taxed that is involved in my everyday life. Even my gym membership is taxed. just one thing comes to mind, is the soda we buy at a gas station. other than that I can't think of anything else. I think that tax whisle will blow one of these days and there will be a lot of unhappy people when they realize that everything we own or do has a tax involved. I don't beleive state park or NRD stickers are taxed, but I could be wrong.

  3. catseeman

    catseeman New Member

    Indianapolis, Indiana
    The soda has a salestax. the park entrance fee is a tax. The founding Fathers have to be spinning in there graves at all the taxes we are paying. I figure over 50% of my pay is going for some type of tax. I all figure over 50% of my jobs have gone over seas or out of the country. At least it feels this was here in Indiana.
  4. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

    GC, OHIO
    It is very crazy to say the least.
  5. zappaf19

    zappaf19 New Member

    In Indiana they tax you for having a dog. Dog tax. But they don't put a tax on a cat. This has always stumped me.
  6. 223Smitty

    223Smitty New Member

    Sad....but true. Like Leonard (regarding our founding fathers)....I'd like all them to come back to life & see what has happened to their country.......

  7. rushing

    rushing New Member

    Taxes suck and in Minnesota there is also a "fee" for everything and the price of fines are insane! Its expensive in Minnesota Land of 10,000 dumb laws.:angry:
  8. Taliesin

    Taliesin New Member

    All too true, and scary.