Stupid Things People Do

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  1. Ace

    Ace New Member

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    Everybody at one time or the other does something really embarrasing or stupid, more often than not it was nothing too major and no-one noticed. Unfortunately for this little lot they were major and people definetly noticed.



    According to police in Windsor Ont., Daniel Kolta, 27 and Randy Taylor, 33 died in a head on collision, thus earning a tie in the game of chicken they were playing in their snowmobiles.



    A Renton, Washington man tried to commit a robbery. This was probably his first attempt, as he had no record of any crime, and he also made terminally stupid choices, see below:

    * The target H & J Leather & Firearms - a gun shop

    * The shop was full of customers, in a state where a substantial amount of the adult population is licensed to carry conceled handguns in public places

    * To enter the shop he had to walk round a marked police car

    * The officer in question was at the counter having a coffee before starting duty. The would be robber then proceeded to announce a hold and fired a few wild shots. The officer and the clerk promptly returned fire, thus removing him from the gene pool. No one else was hurt in the incident.



    A drunk security guard asked a colleague at he the Moscow bank they were guarding to stab his bullett-proof vest to see if it would protect him against a knife attack. It didn't and the 26 year old died of a heart wound.



    An unindentified 29 year old man from Phillipsburg, NJ chocked to death on a sequinned pasty he had orally removed from the belly button of an exotic dancer at a local establishment. The dancer only identifed as 'Ginger' said "I didn't think he was going to eat it." "He was really drunk"



    In France, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck, tying the other end to a large rock. He then drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried shooting himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed him completely and cut the rope above. Free from the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea below. The sudden dunking put out the fire and made him throw up the poison. He was resuced by a kind fisherman and taken to a hospital where he died of hypotherma.:0a32:



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  2. Keeyaawww I have to show Boudreaux and Thibideaux dis one....:lol: