something to think about

Discussion in 'LOCAL NORTH CAROLINA TALK' started by cobra, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. cobra

    cobra New Member

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    Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next to them.

    Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front.

    The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. It's Senator Obama.

    'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.

    'Kittens' Little Mary Pat says. 'They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet.'

    'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.

    'Democrats' says Little Mary Pat.

    The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

    It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

    The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, BET and CNN but no FOX for some reason..

    Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Mary Pat.

    'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'

    'Yes sir,' Mary Pat said, 'They are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'

    Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS.'

    Little Mary Pat says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.'
     
  2. catman4926

    catman4926 New Member

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    Your rite everybody better open there eyes
     

  3. JAYNC

    JAYNC Active Member

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    if people dont open their eyes we wont even be able to afford internet service next year.
     
  4. WylieCat

    WylieCat Well-Known Member

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    It's an old joke, but a funny one.
     
  5. cobra

    cobra New Member

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    it is true even though it is a kids joke


     
  6. john catfish young

    john catfish young New Member

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    That was awesome.......Wake up AMERICA!!!!!:smile2:
     
  7. crankbait77

    crankbait77 New Member

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    Oh how fitting for the times. There is so much going on, that a lot of people need to open their eyes, or we are all headed for some rough times.
     
  8. cobra

    cobra New Member

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    now elrod it is just something to read, you must be a bama guy:tounge_out: