Skip's Shopping List for Upcoming Showdown!

Discussion in 'LOCAL OHIO TALK' started by catfishrollo, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    Ok, it seems brother skip needs some ideas here to prepare for his upcoming competition with Angie aka Mizzbigcat! So I'm trying to put a list together of the nessessitys to keep him out on the water this season.. I need some ideas here so please help create the shopping list to Wally World!! lol:smile2: rollo

    1. Brand New Swiss Army Knife..... equip. with canner opener for secret beanie weenie bait!

    2. 500 bags of preserved Shad

    3. New Snoppy Pole (adult version) spooled with 80 pound eagle claw!.... don't cast over 5 ft. lol

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  2. DeerHunter01

    DeerHunter01 New Member

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    Well I would have to say Skip needs a lot of things to pull this one off.


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    1. Towel = To cry on

    2. Toilet Paper =

    3. Sleeping bag =

    4. Boat with a motor and unlimited Gas =

    5. Lots of food, Candy and Soda =

    6. TNT = for the last day of the year for 2008, So when he is losing so bad he can try the last thing to catch a fish

    7. Paper and Pencil : = to write his I am sorry note that I lost to a women

    8. Paper Bag := to put over his head in public

    9. A new shirt = to wear for 2009 so when they cut his shirt tail off, he wont look to bad he can put on a new shirt.

    10. A Man's Shelter: = So when his wife finds out he is talking to another women on the BOC like this and she beats him so bad he will have a place to stay.

    I hope this helps him out some Rollo. Anything I can do just ask buddy :smile2:
     

  3. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    LMFAO!!!! that ain't right Eric! :big_smile_2::cry::smile2: rollo
     
  4. Blacky

    Blacky New Member

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    Give Skip more credit than that.

    But one thing for sure, I don't know if Ohio kitties can hang with Missouri kitties.
     
  5. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    skip knows were just having fun.... i mean... if skip really fished that way, it would be pretty mean to make fun of him lol BTW...I also have some rope for weighin the fish, no need to buy any!!!!lol.....rollo
     
  6. Blacky

    Blacky New Member

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    Rollo. the only thing Skip needs is a detailed map and GPS coordinates of all your honey holes.

    But Skip, please don't get beat by a fisherchick!
     
  7. loanwizard

    loanwizard Well-Known Member

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    1. Skip needs some rope. He learned from another Ohio boy that when rope is taken in to a bait shop, they can weigh it and turn it into a BIG fish.

    2. He'll need some cheese to go with that wine.

    3. He'll need rags to wipe the sweat off his brow.

    4. He'll need soap.... Apparently he is a little more particular about his hands being clean than lil miss tomboy.

    5. He'll need replacement rods to replace the ones he throws

    6. He'll need a benefit concert to pay for the therapy at the end.
     
  8. metalman

    metalman Well-Known Member

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    He might want to look up that recipe for Humble Pie. That lady is serious as a heart attack about this little escapade...W
     
  9. tbull

    tbull New Member

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    This may help...:smile2:

    1. New digital camera and picture editing software just incase some things need to be "doctored" a little..:cool2:
     
  10. BassMassey

    BassMassey Well-Known Member

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    how about some petroleum jelly? i think she's gonna give it to ol' skippy real good.......lmao
     
  11. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    I got everything I need, experience,know-how, catfish savvy, and a big sack.
     
  12. BassMassey

    BassMassey Well-Known Member

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    i thought you quit smokin dope years ago skip?
     
  13. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    LMAO!:smile2: rollo
     
  14. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    I think it might be a residual effect, LOL!!!!
    I think he may have let his "alligator mouth overload his, Mickey Mouse Arse" this time, She is out for blood, LOL!!!!
     
  15. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    And I was talkin about my cat-bag. I can hold two 50+ flats in it till I get the camera set up lol.
     
  16. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    I think he was reffering to the red part there Skippy, LOL!!!!
     
  17. loanwizard

    loanwizard Well-Known Member

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    Ummm.... how do you know it will hold 2 50 lb fish? You been fishin with Tony lately lol!? :wink:
     
  18. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    I've had two 40"s in it and there was room left over LOL.
     
  19. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    Who caught them and what was the size of the jugs, LOL????
     
  20. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    Me, and I was resting my head on Dolly Parton sized.