Signs

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by r ward, Dec 19, 2008.

  1. r ward

    r ward New Member

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    A sign on the side of I75 by a business said I carry a gun cause a cop is to heavy
    do you have one that comes to mind
     
  2. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Nope,But I got a bumper sticker that reads," I'm not in heat,so GET OFF MY TAIL":crazy:
     

  3. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    There is one near here that says, "Welcome to the Stiff Cemetery".
     
  4. Jacksmooth

    Jacksmooth Member

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    NO TRESSPASSING!
    VIOLATERS WILL BE SHOT!
    SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!
     
  5. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    One of my all time favorites, Gas Grass or A#$ Nobody rides for free.:cool2:
     
  6. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    "My Karma ran over my Dogma!"
     
  7. puddle jumper

    puddle jumper Well-Known Member

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    Forget the Dog, Beware of the Owner
     
  8. MRR

    MRR New Member

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    one accross the river by a resterant and bait shop that says.
    Eat Here Get Worms
     
  9. Fishmaster1203

    Fishmaster1203 New Member

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    Paddle faster! I hear banjo music. :embarassed:
     
  10. TOPS

    TOPS New Member

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    I saw a bumper sticker that read I MAY BE SLOW BUT I AM HEAD OF YOU, Guess what he was slow and I liked to lost my cool trying to pass him!!
     
  11. centexcop

    centexcop Well-Known Member

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    Hysterical Marker sign on the side of the road.... "On this date in 2003 absolutely nothing happened at this spot"
     
  12. oh no

    oh no New Member

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    "If you are found here at night, You will be found here in the morning"
     
  13. bluejay

    bluejay Well-Known Member

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    If you can read this sign you are in my site range.
     
  14. cheapNdisgusting

    cheapNdisgusting Well-Known Member Supporting Member Supporting Member

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    If it is tourist season - howcome we can't shoot em?

    And my personal favorite -
     
  15. r ward

    r ward New Member

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    Dare we forget
    Driver only cares 20 Dollars worth of ammo
     
  16. Mike81

    Mike81 Well-Known Member

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    I always liked...

    Hungry??? Out of Work??? Eat your Import.
     
  17. smokey

    smokey New Member

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    " 221 joints in the human body. not one in my pocket"
    smokey
     
  18. BIG_D

    BIG_D New Member

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    dont be scarred of the dog be scarred of the oner:angry::big_smile::cool2:
     
  19. daystarchis

    daystarchis New Member

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    hahahahhahahahaha!!!! That's my favorite!
     
  20. Fishmaster1203

    Fishmaster1203 New Member

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    "You're not holding your mouth right". :crazy: