Rules

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by capt.kirk, Oct 19, 2005.

  1. capt.kirk

    capt.kirk Guest

    RULES FOR YANKEES LIVING SOUTH OF THE MASON DIXON LINE.
    this post is not intended to offend anyone,these rules were printed in the
    PASCO COUNTY FL.NEWS
    1.LISTEN TO A MANS ACCENT BEFORE YOU INSULT HIM.
    2NEVER INSULT A MAN YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO FIGHT.
    3.NEVER FIGHT A MAN YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO KILL.
    4.NEVER ASSUME YOUR OPPONENT IS UNARMED.
    5.IF YOU ARE A YANKEE LIVING NEXT DOOR TO A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN,
    AND HIS DOG HAS BEEN KILLING YOUR CHICKENS,AND YOU GO TO HIS HOUSE
    AND TELL HIM YOU ARE GOING TO KILL HIS DOG,HE MAY REPLY,DO WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO DO AND IF NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO
    YOU,YOU MUST HAVE MADE THE RIGHT DESCISON.
    6.NEVER NEVER INSULT A MANS WIFE OR COUSIN HE MAY BE MARRIED TO.

    I KIND OF THOUGHT THESE RULES SHOULD APPLY NO MATTER WHERE
    YOU ARE FROM.
    KIRK :eek:
     
  2. badkarma

    badkarma New Member

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    Hey stop talkin' bout me!!!!!! lol haha A guy living next door did kill my dog without saying anything to me and I didn't say a word to him about killing my dog but I can say he didn't eat my dog after he killed it but I did eat his chickens. :grin-big:
     

  3. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    These are not rules they are saftey tips, LOL!!!