Rudolph the silver nose crappie Had a very shiney nose. If you ever saw it you would even say it glowes. Rudolph the silver nose crappie lives in a sunken tree. All of his buddies around him are jolly as can be. You would be lucky if you caught him for he's big, round, and long. He weighs about 6 lbs and is very very strong. I won't tell you which lake he lives in nor which state. So keep your lines in the water and make no mistake. He's very elusive and very wise. How do you think he got to be that size. I got this poem from a member from another forum, named "MOFISH". Hope you enjoyed it, I think it's real funny!