RAMBLIN'S VOL 168 Smokum if ya gottem

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by werethefugowee, Nov 7, 2017.

  1. cheapNdisgusting

    cheapNdisgusting Well-Known Member Supporting Member Supporting Member

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    Good morning from up-YONDER. You know [or remember] that really great feeling you get when after a meal - you get a toothpick and work at getting that piece of food hung up between two teeth:mad1: and finally get it? Almost orgasmic right?

    THAT'S THE ONE THING I MISS.
    TODAY IS NO TEETH TUESDAY - NO TOOTHPICK NEEDED.

    Yep, I did.


     
  2. fubar4life2010

    fubar4life2010 Official USCA Wookie

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    Good Mornin....Good Folk...

    Cloudy and misty here!
    I need ta hook up ma Manuel Cyclone Rake to me arse....
    And getum out where that Hustler can mulch um!
    To tha recycle pile they will Rest in peace...
    Till I turn um in wit tha bucket on tha tractor!

    Life on tha Circle Bar C Ranch!
     

  3. Keith Mette

    Keith Mette Horse-MON Supporting Member

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    Mac I went out an looked up, low n behold the winds outa the south now 15mph with a 130% chance of rain? I never trust a forncast. LOL Now you know why!!!
     
  4. brucec

    brucec Well-Known Member

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    Good morning Ramblers!!!!!!!!!!! Hope all are well, sorry I been away for so long but computer issues and storm clean up after the tornado I been a busy boy and a loooong way to go yet !! I have managed to develop a hernia and it appears that in the near future that will have to be addressed with surgery dam-it. Keith I been trying to take it slow and steady like you suggested by I keep getting further behind Lol. I am so far behind on the Ramblers news and did not read to catch up so if someone will please update me and please tell me all are still with us I will try to check back in later today.

    Cool damp and cloudy here 48 degrees.

    Love you all and have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Keith Mette

    Keith Mette Horse-MON Supporting Member

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    Bruce sorry to hear that. I just give free advise, but not the side affects. LOL

    Here is FU's manuel rake.
    Hard_rake.jpg
     
  6. boswifedeb

    boswifedeb USCA Jailhouse Lawyer

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    Well, let's see. Fu and Mutt are the proud parents of a bouncing baby turd. Mutt's been showing off his post-pregnancy physique on Facebook.

    Keith is out on bail and awaiting trial for his Halloween panty raid shenanigans. Seems that the Sisters at the convent don't share his sense of humor.

    Tom has been doing a great job keeping 12beers (HIN) and you may have lost her forever. She likes his free thinking.

    Cheap has been trying to put together the cabinet for his sovereign state of yonder but believes that IKEA shorted him a few parts.

    I would tell you more but I've got work to do and never have liked soap operas.
     
  7. lee

    lee Well-Known Member

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    had the last 2-squares of lasagna...the venison
    sticks turned out...we'll see about the sausage...
    made a smokes run...welcome back bullwinkle...
    glad you're okay...SCATS...
     
  8. poisonpits

    poisonpits Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    i still be here till mutt throws me out.
    been looking at turkeys and hams this morn and looks like we be having deer steaks,fried taters,gravy,beans and corn bread for thanks giving dinner.cost to much to spularge if ya know what i mean.
    fishing dont look good today is a bad day for me.went to wally world and had to use one of their in store scooters to get around legs give out and couldnt breathe.
    laters folks im for a lay down.
     
  9. fubar4life2010

    fubar4life2010 Official USCA Wookie

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    Good ta see ya ok Bullwinkle!
    I broke Muttley over like a greener 12ga...Loaded him up.....
    Bam!...Bam Bam!
    He sure can squeal!
     
  10. boswifedeb

    boswifedeb USCA Jailhouse Lawyer

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    Now, Fu! You know it was one of those test tube things! Don't be spreading rumors!
     
  11. Keith Mette

    Keith Mette Horse-MON Supporting Member

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    Bam!...Bam Bam!?????
    triple-barrel-shotgun-will-two-on-top.jpg
     
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  12. centexcop

    centexcop Well-Known Member

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  13. Mac-b

    Mac-b Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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  14. Keith Mette

    Keith Mette Horse-MON Supporting Member

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    You should get better mileage now?

    Well Cheap they didn't get skunked.
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  15. fubar4life2010

    fubar4life2010 Official USCA Wookie

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    Bam...Bam Bam!

    I had ta reload....he was still wiggle'n!
     
  16. Mac-b

    Mac-b Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    I wasn't trying to prove anything yesterday, but I worked all day yesterday, up until dinner time. Missed out on my two naps and only took smoke and coffee breaks every hour or so. Around midnight I paid fer it !!! I had leg cramps from my hips down to my ankles, not once, but several times. Don't want to take part in dat no more, ISYN.

    My McRibs turned out OK as did my nanna pudding along with the sweet potato fries and canned baked beans. The Widow Lady wanted to skip the ribs and beans and just have the pudding, but the Squaw, told her, eat the meat and beans or no nanna pudding. Ifin it had of been me, I would have let her have the pudding first and what ever else she wanted, but I'm just a push over for 86 year old babes, IJS.

    The WL is going to have a lot of company today, couple of her friends are coming by, plus she gets to meet her Hospice Nurse, plus a visit from Direct TV tech to set her TV up for thar service. She is a big NASCAR fan and she doesn't want to miss the Championship race.

    Later Gators
     
  17. Keith Mette

    Keith Mette Horse-MON Supporting Member

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    Guess people out that way got race'n in their blood?

    It's RAINING the droughts over, for today. LOL

    Mac your jus a big softy.

    FU lock n load. LOL What if all 3 barrels went off at once?

    Years ago had a ole double barrel that would do that.
     
  18. Mac-b

    Mac-b Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    One of the Squaw's aunts gave me an old chain gang prison guard's shotgun with a barrel length of 30 some inches, plus a pump 22. I cleaned it up and stored it and never put a shell in it, but I did kill a few coons/possums/squirrels with the pump 22. I have over a dozen pistols and long barrel guns, why they (kin folks) gave them to me I don't know, since I haven't killed any big game/fowl since I got out of the Navy. Now I'm no softy, I've laid the knife to many a fish of all species, except them Carps.
     
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  19. boswifedeb

    boswifedeb USCA Jailhouse Lawyer

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    Happy Wednesday to you. 44* going to 56* with rain on the way.

    Supper tonight depends (not that kind) on if da boy wipes ( not that kind) out the remaining sketti when he gets home. If he does then it will be bacon, eggs, and biscuits. Got biscuits left from the other day so only the other two will have to be cooked.

    I'm catering Thanksgiving at Bo's mom's house. She's not a turkey fan so it will be ham, cornbread dressing, cranberrys, green beans, sweet taters, creamed corn, and various other sides, and she will be supplying the rolls and drinks. Of course there will be desserts, too. Y'all are welcome to come celebrate Thanksgiving in a real honest to God trailer park. I'm sure we can find a place for you.

    Got a lot to get done today. Booties ( not that kind) to finish up and then the snowflake factory cranks up again.

    Prayers for the house. Laters.
     
  20. sscharlie

    sscharlie Well-Known Member

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    Pink Floyd, Another brick in the wall...
    If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding
    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat
     
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