[Catfish_Commando]

Do you think the below will keep him safe while visiting me in the deep south of the United States?

 

[ammo warrior]

LOL...That's pretty damn funny. Cant rape a pig anyway (and get away with it), they'll squeal on ya

 

[Catfish_Commando]

Robert,

I tried to tell him up in NJ he was safe. Down here, any sudden movements could get him in a jam quickly.

I knew I was in trouble when I asked him this question..

Question: You are in a Country Store, even though you are not hungry, you must ask the cashier if they have any ______.

He said: Cherry Wine Coolers!

Correct Answer: Moon pies

He would have got gang raped on the spot with that answer! :=

 

[Catfish_Commando]

I also asked him if he cant avoid direct eye contact with the locals, and one ask him,"Howya doing", what are you going to say?

He said: I would say,"Doing fine Sir, lovely flowers around these parts, so pretty!"

Instant gang rape again!

Correct Answer: Bubba said there was a dead **** on the road round here, did you get it?

 

[Dirtdobber]

don't forget the RC cola with the moon pie.

 

[Keith Mette]

I feel for ya. Your gon'a have youyr hands FULL.:cowboy:

 

[Catfish_Commando]

I may have to just put him in one of those plastic bubbles for him to be safe...

Even then, who knows? :=

He asked if Daisy Dukes were still in style? :Nop:

 

[sscharlie]

I see "trouble...trouble...trouble ..in river city"

 

[Catpaw]

He asked if Daisy Dukes were still in style? :Nop:[/QUOTE]
The real question here is, Was he asking for your permission to wear them while he's visting you. lol

 

[BubbaCat]

He is going to make you a offer you can't refuse.:terror:

You better ware the hat Paul !

 

[Catfish_Commando]

Hmmmm....

Come to think of it, he did ask me if I ever did any Prison time?

 

[sscharlie]

He's even got a KING size bed lined up...LOL

 

[BubbaCat]

a gallon of veggie oil and rubber sheets . beware !

 

[greg]

As a survivor of multiple trips to the deep south I have compiled a list of what to do to avoid Gang rape while visiting

1. never make eye contact with anyone.

2. fake a southern accent at all times.

3. when pressed to speak, speak low and speak slow.

4. wear sleeveless white tee shirts at all times.

5. Wear a BOC hat at all times. this is your colors. "they know we are all ninja killers on the edge".

Hope this helps.

 

[dafin]

Big g listen for the Banjo ,keep your back to the wall.

 

[Guest]

Question, in this picture will sleeping with a teddy bear on the head board mean gang rape :question:

http://www.catfish1.com/forums/f339/grand-daughter-pup-145435.html

 

[BIG GEORGE]

Lookin forward to it. LOL! No cookin oil or rubber sheets. Saliva and sand is what ya need. Hell, half them boys is gonna look at me and think I'm their daddy. LOL! Hell I may just move down there and show em how its done. LOL!

You have no idea what you is in for. Ned Beatty got nothin on me. LOL!

 

[Catfish_Commando]

You have made it over 50+ years without being sexually exploited.

Lets not ruin your record!

You just need to wear your hat, eat your moon pie, while drinking an RC cola, and listen to me an Greg!

If we give you the codeword:"Dirty Bird", this means Danger!

All you need to do is drop to the ground, let a big one rip in your pants, and start saying, Wheee, Wheee, I did Poo Poo! :E3:

If they dont leave immediately, start saying,"Are you my Daddy"?

 

[Guest]

You have made it over 50+ years without being sexually exploited.

Lets not ruin your record!

You just need to wear your hat, eat your moon pie, while drinking an RC cola, and listen to me an Greg!

If we give you the codeword:"Dirty Bird", this means Danger!

All you need to do is drop to the ground, let a big one rip in your pants, and start saying, Wheee, Wheee, I did Poo Poo! :E3:

If they dont leave immediately, start saying,"Are you my Daddy"?

:laugh:

 

[CountryHart]

The south will never be the same.:=