Priceless an email

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Angelkitty, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. Angelkitty

    Angelkitty New Member

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    Priceless
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    > >A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
    boulevard.?
    > >Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
    > >right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have
    > >beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
    > >
    > >The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
    > >frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
    > >dropping her cell phone and makeup.
    > >
    > >As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
    > >looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
    > >ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the
    > >police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed,
    and placed in a holding cell.
    > >
    > >
    > >?After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
    > >the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
    > >arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
    > >
    > >He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
    > >behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the
    guy
    > >in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the
    'What
    Would Jesus Do'
    > >bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the 'Follow
    Me
    > >to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian
    > >fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally........................ I assumed
    > >you had stolen the car."
    > >
    > >Priceless.
    > >
    > >REJOICE TODAY.....FOR TOMORROW MAY NEVER COME
     
  2. baitchunker

    baitchunker New Member

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    quote from the movie tombstone as said by doc holloiday

    " my hypocracy knows no bounds"
     

  3. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    Thanks Patricia for another good one. Much appreciated.:big_smile:
     
  4. kkyyoottee

    kkyyoottee New Member

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    But the ultimate was "I'll be your daisy" :wink:
     
  5. pk_powell

    pk_powell New Member

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    That is indeed a good one! Kinda points out that we need to watch what we say and do real close if we are proclaiming to the world that we are a Christian. Never know who is watching you!!:big_smile::wink:
     
  6. Ol Man

    Ol Man New Member

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    Kind of a strange comment... I would think one would always know who was watching...
    __________
    The easiest thing to be in the world is you.
     
  7. pythonjohn

    pythonjohn New Member Supporting Member

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    Thanks Patricia for sharing that one.