OK OK let's all get serious here for a moment. I would like to WHO among us has ever done anything silly with the bait. ANY bait at all. All this seriousness is making me jones for a bait gag. I'll start it off but, let's keep the stories coming. I wanna see stars, stickies, paperclips and anything else to make this thread a mile long. A friend of mine once had trouble with this dude parking in his spot. The buddy and I paid for covered parking shelters at our apartment complex. We were entitled to call tow-trucks at our discretion if someone was in our hole. Well, some guy kept parking in Patrick's port. I gave him a tub of stink bait and some zip lock bags. Patrick walked down to this guy's car and used the bags as gloves. He used the gloves to smear stink bait under the driver and passenger door handles, and then used a rag to clean up the mess he made on the paint. I lived on the second floor and he lived on the first. As I stood on the porch I was laughing so hard I thought I would break a rib. The whole time, Patrick was making these weird faces that made it impossible to supress my laughter. After he was finished with BOTH handles he came up stairs and we sat on lawn chairs and drank beer while we waited for this putz. After a few cigarettes went by the putz came out to his car. The snickering and beet red faces started all over again. We were laughing so hard we had to hide in my apartment. Looking out through the blinds we saw this dude stick his hand under the handle and then he froze, hand on the handle. Very slowly he removed his hand and gave it a whiff. Very calmly he slung the excess onto the ground and grabbed a t-shirt from his back seat, then wiped his hands and the handle. He threw the shirt on the ground, got in, and backed out of the spot. By now we were howling! As we looked out the window still, we saw a woman come around the corner and walk to the passenger side. We stopped laughing. When she grabbed the handle she screamed, "What the h*** is this SH**!!!!" She kept screaming that over and over. We fell to the carpet and laughed so hard we couldn't breathe and didn't make any sound at all!!! If we would have laughed any harder we would have passed out!! When we finally composed ourselves somehwhat we got up and looked out again. We could here him tell her to be quiet and get the car!!! Man, he was so cool and calm about it. I guess he new why he had been owned!