Poets of catfishing

Discussion in 'Gateway Catfishing Club' started by olejer, Feb 24, 2009.

  1. olejer

    olejer New Member

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    Hey Bob This one is for You:


    When it comes to fishin you talk a good game
    But time and again the RESULTS are the same
    With Punkin and Jason ,a fight you did pick
    And they sent you home, your Wounds to LICK
    Soon you will spend your long days with out a care
    Wishing you never picked on OLE JER
     
  2. Cuz

    Cuz New Member

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    OMG LMFAO X 1000000000000000000000000000000000000

    Here is my feeble attempt at Poetic Justice

    We all enjoyed Leadstock, food, sinkers and more
    We laughed at Ol Grumper as he snuck off for the score
    We shared our funny stories from years pass
    For instance Skipeye, and his mooneye score, aboard the CatSass
    We felt Ole Jer rushed us off way to soon,
    But our day was made whole, by his giant turkey BOOM

    Tis was the month before the Gateway U F C
    Behold upon its completion for all to see
    was Cuz holding the New Fishing Rig smiling with Glee
     

  3. FLOAT TRIP WILLIE

    FLOAT TRIP WILLIE Active Member

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    was Cuz holding the New Fishing Rig smiling with Glee
    I politely shook his hand as he gave it to me:wink:

    it was a good year for all i must agree
    40s and 50s but that 60 belongs to me

    All the gateway members surrounded me with cheers
    I drunk the Henn and let them drink the beers

    someone yelled poker and i jumped up fast
    Free money for Willie like it was in the past:wink:


    hehehe...........good luck guys
     
  4. theonecatfishbob

    theonecatfishbob New Member

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    Yes many long days without a care
    and your long days without any hair.
    You hammer me for losin but youve caught not a fish
    And prolly wont catch one no matter how much you wish
    So pick on me if you will old Jer but remember
    It was me who won back in December
     
  5. Cuz

    Cuz New Member

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    ROFLMAO

    MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
     
  6. olejer

    olejer New Member

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    Willie the float trip thats his name
    Likes to lie while playing poker
    His BLUFFIN ways will never change
    So brag to your friends
    You think its all funny
    I'll be the last one laughing
    when i take all YOUR money
     
  7. katcatchingfool

    katcatchingfool New Member

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    Bob, you talk a good game
    while sitting at your desk, But like you found out last Friday
    Your far from the best
    That is alright, for you gave it your all
    You did your best, I dont want you to bawl
    Maybe next time you will earn a madalion
    But I must worn you right now you werent much of a challange
    So the next time you feel froggy and you want to do it again
    I think you should pick on someone where you have a chance to win:smile2::tounge_out::smile2:
     
  8. BEHITJ

    BEHITJ New Member

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    Jason seems cocky after his little challenge
    so just remember you don't catch them that often
    Brag while you can,
    cause' come tourny time you'll be crying and panting
    because one broke your line
    Excuses,Excuses we don't want to hear
    get you a partner like Bob
    If you want to win the points this year.
     
  9. katcatchingfool

    katcatchingfool New Member

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    Look at old Johnny
    hes committed a crime
    From what hes writing
    you can tell he lost his mind
    And If you believe
    What you say to be true
    I have Ocean front property
    that I would like to sell to you
    But on a Quick note
    I know you are wishin
    That I take you out in my boat
    and teach you how to go fishin
    and if i ever get stuck
    with a partner like Bob
    I think I would hold my head down
    way down and just sob:sad2:
    So again I will tell you
    I wont keep you guys guessing
    I hope you guys know
    That I am just messing!

    Who love's ya Bobby? Dont get mad get even!
     
  10. BEHITJ

    BEHITJ New Member

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    Jason my friend
    you have committed a sin
    you have gave Bob a perminant grin
    I know that you wish
    that you could fish
    with me in my fast little boat
    And Jason my pal
    you know as well
    your MOM has to pick up your slack
    If it wasn't for her
    to find you some fish
    you would be off down river
    fishn' a ditch
    If you ever want lessons
    to learn how to fish
    I really can't tell you
    you just have to wish.
    with that said and done
    what I think need to be done
    Is Jason & son vs. Bob and your Mom
     
  11. BEHITJ

    BEHITJ New Member

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    Jason sits waiting all day
    For fish to arrive
    He wonders whether they have died
    For hours and hours he waits for the fish to take it’s bait

    A ripple in the lake
    Sends his fishing rod a warning
    The worm has been spiced up for the fish
    Its fragrance was aroused in the lake
    The fish tasted the hot spices in the cool lake

    “Steady old girl” says Jason with a smile
    “ Soon you will be mine”
    Ripples overlap
    The fish rod numbs with pain

    The fish battles with the rod
    Jason pulls harder
    He will not let go
    Its weight surpasses that of a stone

    The fish hooks himself loose
    The ripple disappears
    Jason sits waiting at the end of the lake
    Waiting for another to taste his spicy bait
     
  12. BEHITJ

    BEHITJ New Member

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    Come on I know you guys got some more poems.Lets just call this battle of the poets:wink:
     
  13. katcatchingfool

    katcatchingfool New Member

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    Johnny what are you doing
    Now youve gone to far
    I think you should quite fishing
    and go hang out in a bar
    I think you would have better luck
    whyle trying to catch a Kitty
    Oh ; Thats right
    your on Bobs Comittee
    Maybe you should pick up dancing,
    chrochet, or become a wrangler
    because I can tell you right now
    your far from a good angler
    But if you want some advice
    I give it out with a fee
    Just make sure you stay away
    From Bobs Cottonwood Tree!
     
  14. TN Greg

    TN Greg Member

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    Blue Cats Eating Chunks
    Team Nutroll Teaching Chinese
    Steel Prop and Wing Dike
     
  15. stlcatman

    stlcatman New Member

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    Greg is that a highku nutroll?
     
  16. TN Greg

    TN Greg Member

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    That's correct, Ryan......a haiku.
     
  17. stlcatman

    stlcatman New Member

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    In Americaneese we spell it highku Greg.:cool2:
     
  18. BEHITJ

    BEHITJ New Member

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    once was a man named Jason
    who fished so much he could taste it
    but come tourny time,with money on the line
    he just couldn't ever make it happen.
    I do want to say that he got sick of it one day
    and made his Mom his new boat captain.
    Now with her on board
    I can gaurantee the lord the team just might make it
    happen.
    If this dosen't work you might as well resort
    back to getting some good fishing lessons.
    "FROM BOB that is"
     
  19. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

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    I just COULDN'T resist this here poetic thread
    I clicked on the title, I came, saw and read.

    Seems to me y'all are doing a pretty fair job
    Of roasting and ragging my good old friend Bob.
    As far as the lessons, what WILL you deserve?
    You better be glad that he grades on the curve. :wink:

    Now Jason the fool is a whole 'nuther story.....
    He wants ALL the fish, the fun, AND the glory!
    A Catfish1 brother who's always a nicey
    But it sounds like his fishin' can get a bit dicey. :eek:oooh:

    A funny, cool thread - neat to share it with you
    I remembered the syllables it takes for haiku! :smile2:

    Not knowing you ALL, I won't get longwinded
    With tanning of hides; fences to be mended
    Yes, I have enjoyed all your rhyming so far.....
    Wonder WHO'LL carry on with the feathers and tar?
     
  20. olejer

    olejer New Member

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    So you sit in Carolina,and claim to be a friend of Bobs
    And say to us in Missouri we do a FAIR job
    Never Knew a woman NOT to be long winded
    Then you come down south and try to offend us (lol)
    But we wil not Faulter or our feelings be hard
    Just cant wait to see you sporting your new coat. of feathers and tar