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Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by thomcat, Sep 16, 2006.
please someone tell me a good joke,, any joke!!!!!
You catchin a fish!...,OOps!
what do you get when you cross a parrot with a Bengal tiger?
I don't know either but if it asks for a cracker you better give it one
what does a rubic's cube and a man's willy have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it get's
thats a good one jefficus,,,,, here's one 4 u....
there was a guy who went fishin but didnt fish but he went fishin how many got him?
i guess it isnt a joke its a riddle,, if any1 got any of them,, let me know
good ones benji,,,, id definatley give it a cracker too.... the rubics one im not gonna,,,, never mind
allrigh..This Pirate walks into a bar and he has a steeringwheel from a boat sticking out of his pants..well the locals notice this and say " hey~dosen't that bother you having that stuck between your legs like that?" The Pirate replies..EYE sir..It drives me nuts!
Answer: Me;mosquitoes! Yup its true I left without even gettin my bait wet! Too many skeeterz! I'd look like a raisin if I'd a stayed though!
Reps to you just for Understanding that riddle! Tomcat, I think you left a word or two outa that one LOL.
what do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter he couldn't come to you anyway.
I would call him cigarette, because instead of taking him out for a walk you would take him out for a drag. :big_smile:
By the way shouldn't this thread be in the joke forum?
what do you call two guys with no arms are legs hanging in the window? Kurt and Rod
what do you call a nude girl laying on the beach?
Why is the #6 scared of the #7? Because 7 ate(8) 9
what is round and square at the same time? A boxing ring
I know everyone of those are cheesy jokes but I couldn't resist
a guy with no arms and no legs in the water... Bob
what do you call a guy with no arm and no legs in a pile of leaves.... Russel !!!
anyone know any good jokes or riiddles????