please someone

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by thomcat, Sep 16, 2006.

  1. thomcat

    thomcat New Member

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    please someone tell me a good joke,, any joke!!!!!
     
  2. buddah

    buddah New Member

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    You catchin a fish!...,OOps!
     

  3. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    what do you get when you cross a parrot with a Bengal tiger?

















    I don't know either but if it asks for a cracker you better give it one
     
  4. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    what does a rubic's cube and a man's willy have in common?













    The more you play with it the harder it get's
     
  5. thomcat

    thomcat New Member

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    thats a good one jefficus,,,,, here's one 4 u....

    there was a guy who went fishin but didnt fish but he went fishin how many got him?

    i guess it isnt a joke its a riddle,, if any1 got any of them,, let me know
     
  6. thomcat

    thomcat New Member

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    good ones benji,,,, id definatley give it a cracker too.... the rubics one im not gonna,,,, never mind
     
  7. buddah

    buddah New Member

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    allrigh..This Pirate walks into a bar and he has a steeringwheel from a boat sticking out of his pants..well the locals notice this and say " hey~dosen't that bother you having that stuck between your legs like that?" The Pirate replies..EYE sir..It drives me nuts!
     
  8. buddah

    buddah New Member

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    Answer: Me;mosquitoes! Yup its true I left without even gettin my bait wet! Too many skeeterz! I'd look like a raisin if I'd a stayed though!
     
  9. Amigo108

    Amigo108 New Member

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    Reps to you just for Understanding that riddle! Tomcat, I think you left a word or two outa that one LOL.
     
  10. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    what do you call a dog with no legs?













    It doesn't matter he couldn't come to you anyway.
     
  11. Fatkat

    Fatkat New Member

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    I would call him cigarette, because instead of taking him out for a walk you would take him out for a drag. :big_smile:

    By the way shouldn't this thread be in the joke forum?
     
  12. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    what do you call two guys with no arms are legs hanging in the window? Kurt and Rod

    what do you call a nude girl laying on the beach?
    Sandy

    Why is the #6 scared of the #7? Because 7 ate(8) 9


    what is round and square at the same time? A boxing ring



    I know everyone of those are cheesy jokes but I couldn't resist
     
  13. buddah

    buddah New Member

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    a guy with no arms and no legs in the water... Bob
     
  14. buddah

    buddah New Member

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    what do you call a guy with no arm and no legs in a pile of leaves.... Russel !!!
     
  15. thomcat

    thomcat New Member

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    anyone know any good jokes or riiddles????