the wife has been getting on me about mice coming in from the basement. i figure we would just set some traps and be done with it. we still have mice though. this morning i wake up to the wife screaming her head off. through the tears i make out "its in the closet". i mean she was gasping for air like a little kid. so i go in expecting to smack a mouse with my boot and be done with it but there was a 2' ratsnake poking his head out. i took my knife and lopped his head off. i told her if we would have let him go we wouldnt have the mouse problem anymore. she didnt think it was funny as i was making my hillarious jokes the snake wraps his headless body around my wrist. THATS when the real screaming began!