This is your "special" day Kenny. Heading out for Iowa City ain't ya. Got that bandanna wrapped around your mug like those old pictures we have seen. Doe's it still hurt Kenny? It will tonight. I know one of the admittance gals at Iowa City Dental Clinics. I have requested you get the most incompetent, all thumbs, couldn't unscrew a jar lid without a hammer student. I think he is over here on a full scholarship from lower Siberia. He can't speak English, and he don't care 'cause they will tie your arms to the chair anyhow. You won't be able to grab his throat. Have you seen those movies Kenny where Hannibal the Cannibal is working on teeth? This guy is that good. I have asked they lay out the biggest gauge needles, dilute the Novocaine, use the biggest rongueurs, elevators, forceps and pick axes they have and turn up the vacuum on the suction because of all the blood. They will have to use a cart with stronger axles to hold the weight. When that marvelous inept student gets done with you I have requested they send you home only with baby aspirin and no refills. I'll be thinking of you Kenny while out in the woods today playing macho man, trying to get re-instated in the Daniel Boone Brotherhood. It will keep me warm all day just thinking about it. PS. That PM you sent me on Ma Kettles pitbull. It is unusual to have them bleed like that. Need more info though Kenny. Age, height, weight, how many people the dog has killed. Things like that. Bright red blood? Serum? Amount? Facial swelling? Pain? Pawing at face? Sneezing or head shaking? Eating OK? Just some minor details Kenny. I used to be good, but I need a little help here. Age and dementia ya Know. You take care Kenny. If you hit a deer going to Iowa City I get dibs on him. You already got your two for the year. John.