Pass me that funny looking thing, or Kennys Day.

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by postbeetle, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    This is your "special" day Kenny. Heading out for Iowa City ain't ya. Got that bandanna wrapped around your mug like those old pictures we have seen. Doe's it still hurt Kenny? It will tonight.

    I know one of the admittance gals at Iowa City Dental Clinics. I have requested you get the most incompetent, all thumbs, couldn't unscrew a jar lid without a hammer student. I think he is over here on a full scholarship from lower Siberia. He can't speak English, and he don't care 'cause they will tie your arms to the chair anyhow. You won't be able to grab his throat. Have you seen those movies Kenny where Hannibal the Cannibal is working on teeth? This guy is that good.

    I have asked they lay out the biggest gauge needles, dilute the Novocaine, use the biggest rongueurs, elevators, forceps and pick axes they have and turn up the vacuum on the suction because of all the blood. They will have to use a cart with stronger axles to hold the weight. When that marvelous inept student gets done with you I have requested they send you home only with baby aspirin and no refills.

    I'll be thinking of you Kenny while out in the woods today playing macho man, trying to get re-instated in the Daniel Boone Brotherhood. It will keep me warm all day just thinking about it.

    PS. That PM you sent me on Ma Kettles pitbull. It is unusual to have them bleed like that. Need more info though Kenny. Age, height, weight, how many people the dog has killed. Things like that. Bright red blood? Serum? Amount? Facial swelling? Pain? Pawing at face? Sneezing or head shaking? Eating OK? Just some minor details Kenny. I used to be good, but I need a little help here. Age and dementia ya Know.

    You take care Kenny. If you hit a deer going to Iowa City I get dibs on him. You already got your two for the year.

    John.
     
  2. JimmyJonny

    JimmyJonny Well-Known Member

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    Happy Sunday John.

    I have no idea what your talking about but if my wife wakes up from me laughing on her day off I'm gonna pretty much blame it on you....again ; )

    If yas post anything on that pit I would be interested, none of my bee's wax but learning is a good thing being a dog owner. Either way John, your the man and I hope you can help the dog out.

    good luck
    -Jim-
     

  3. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    John anything fer you....I tell you what I am gonna do.I am gonna reach out and gently grab me two fellas and smile all the while asking the fine inturn to be gentile:big_smile_2: I want to have a grip and understanding of the situation.Oh and you never p/m me back you onrey ole cuss
     
  4. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    John HUNTER the big red dog seems to be eating and all is well he just had a bloody nose,Do not know how old he is...They rescued him from a bad enviorment wich is a shame cause the boy is a awsome dog.Everthing seems normal should we worry?
     

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  5. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    God I'd love to be in that room tomorrow when you get your teeth pulled. When you head for Iowa City say Hi to my sister in Burlington, when you go by Mt. Pleasant say hello to another sister. When you go by Riverside stop and see my Ma and Pops grave site. Do not stop at the casino in Riverside until you come back from Iowa City.

    When you get to Iowa City I can give you the name of a half dozen bars. You will need them after they pull one side of your head off. I went to the U of I for a summer. Tried to dodge the draft. Took a chemistry class there because it wasn't as tough as ISU. Pretty girls in Iowa City, most of them hippies or from New York. I liked the hippies better.

    Now for your dog. Cujo. Nice looking young dog. He has better teeth than you do. Reminds me of a dog that tried to kill me in Chicago. The history you gave me and those wonderful pictures of that good looking dog lead me to believe (This is where it costs you money, to help pay my insurance. Just put it in an envelope and send it to an offshore bank in the Carribean) that I don't know what the he$$ is wrong with him. Healthy, happy, and mean looking. I doubt you have any serious problems. This time of the year and your environment, I have seen these dogs have nose bleeds just like people with the humidity in the house being too dry.

    If he had a foreign body, tumor, bad tooth, or you had just fought him, you would see something else. Make sure he isn't into rat poison or eating mice or rats killed by that stuff.

    Just a suggestion Kenny take him with you tomorrow. Tell that young intern if he hurts you too much you will sick the dog on him.

    Wanting to hear how it turns out for you Kenny.

    Doc.
     
  6. anchorpuller

    anchorpuller New Member

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    <shiver> That dog is JAWS.... no head, just JAWS.

    That shot of the jaws there reminded me of the time we had to learn to place endotracheal tubes. We did it on live cats. They were sedated with Ketamine, which makes you see pink elephants or perhaps psychodelic catfish. Those cats were ornery when coming out of that stuff. I'd hate to see what it might do to 'jaws' there.... but I do believe I could intubate THAT without my glasses.

    Good luck tomarrow Kenny. I hope you get some relief.
     
  7. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    John you will be the first to know I will pm you just cause.Hippies are cool but I am getting old and loosing teeth by the hand full so there not interested in me...Besides in the summer time I tend to smell like shad gut /missippi river.Takes me all winter to get it off just to do it again.Lilly expects nothing less out of me ya see and domestication aint so bad when you have three little yous to keep ya in line:wink: