Ohio States loss is Michigans gain

Discussion in 'Ersel's Gridiron Talk' started by Gordhawk, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. Gordhawk

    Gordhawk New Member

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    This was sent to me by a friend in an email,and I just had to share this information with all of the Ohio State and Michigan football fans.



    Columbus, OH (AP) - A fourteen-year old Columbus, Ohio High School football player was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
    more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
    the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
    cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder
    of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was
    apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented
    step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
    welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University
    of Michigan Wolverines, who the court determined are not capable of
    beating anyone.










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  2. Deuce

    Deuce New Member

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    ohio
    HAHA I loved that one.....:big_smile:
     

  3. rodpod

    rodpod New Member

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    Evansville, Ind
    Does Iowa even have a rival?
    That is funny though.


     
  4. rosscatman

    rosscatman Member

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    That was great.Thanks
     
  5. Skunk River Cat

    Skunk River Cat New Member

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    Iowa
    LMAO. True, true. Were getting off to a good start (Iowa Hawkeys) it's Iowa State this weekend. Should whoop em good.
     
  6. Gordhawk

    Gordhawk New Member

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    As a matter of fact we are playing our in state rival tomorrow,Iowa State!
    I also consider Minnesota,and Wisconsin as rival games too. I suppose you could throw Illinois in there too,since they are also a border state. BTW,whose Indiana's big rival,or do they have one?