Oh The Pain!

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Chief, May 30, 2006.

  1. Chief

    Chief New Member

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    4inch splinter in my rear end! i jumped onto the back of our old farm truck that has wood boards for the bed and my butt dragged on the wood and i picked up a nice one.i can hardly walk now, funny though:embarassed: but damn it hurts, sorry no pics of this one
     
  2. curdog

    curdog New Member

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    Man!!! I bet that did hurt.
     

  3. Chief

    Chief New Member

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    i cant get any peroxide on it let alone a picture. and i cant agree more on fish gravy. i'm pretty sure thats some sort of dip bait
     
  4. copycat

    copycat New Member

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    Hey, you could always drill a small hole in the splinter, put a chain through it and wear it around you neck as a good luck charm!

    Nah, bad idea.....really bad idea:angry:
     
  5. Chief

    Chief New Member

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    well sadly i think there is even still more inside that got broke off, i'm debating weather i go to ER or not. i dont have health insurance right now. i'll give it a couple days. what a pain in the a$$!
     
  6. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    That is funny bout dip bait and that gravy. LMAO

    Sorry bout the splinter but glad you didnt post a pic.
     
  7. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    It's things like this that let me know I could never work in an emergency room! All I could do is say, " Here's a mirror and some tweezers, Clayton. Call me when you're done."
     
  8. Fry Guy

    Fry Guy New Member

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    Too funny. LMAO.
     
  9. catfisherman_eky3

    catfisherman_eky3 New Member

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    Theres some places that pointy things shouldnt go and im sure thats one of them. I do have you a new name splinty,
     
  10. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    Chief, you ought to change your user name to WOODY!
     
  11. Chief

    Chief New Member

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    hmmmmmm i think i made a mistake letting everyone know i got a stick stuck in my arse
     
  12. sal_jr

    sal_jr New Member

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    Oh man...

    LOL...


    Reading this for some reason makes me happy that I never went to prison.


    A stink-star on a stick.


    YIKES!
     
  13. DirtyHowi

    DirtyHowi New Member

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    that stinks chief, if you have an urgent care near you they are usually not too bad cost wise even if you dont' have insurance. Call em an see how much to remove the rest of the truck from your back side.

    poor chief, has to stand to fish for a while i suppose.
     
  14. Chief

    Chief New Member

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    i think my pride is keeping me from the hospital and having to bare my behind to everyone
     
  15. TDawgNOk

    TDawgNOk Gathering Monitor (Instigator)

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    who knows, you could meet the future Mr. Cheif, woops, I mean Mrs.
     
  16. IL Hunter

    IL Hunter New Member

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    Thats sounds painful. Thanks for not posting pics. LOL
     
  17. Patmansc

    Patmansc Well-Known Member

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    Reminds of the story about the 2 guys that went deer hunting, and when one of them sat down on a log to light up a smoke he got bit in the arse by a rattlesnake. So his buddy called 911 on his cell phone to ask for help, and was infomed that because they couldn't get anybody out there quick enough he needed to get his knife, make a little X over each puncture wound, and suck the venom out. He asked if there was anything else that could be done, and they said no, that's pretty much all that could be done where the were, and if the venom wasn't taken out, his friend would probably die. When he got off of the phone, the first guy asked "well, what did they say?", to wit his buddy responded: "they said you wuz gonna die"!

    Better get that looked at to make sure that it doesn't get infected, and then you'll really have a pain in the :eek:oooh:
     
  18. Cherokee

    Cherokee New Member

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    Iwas thinking of the same story lol:lol:
     
  19. gargoil77

    gargoil77 New Member

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    One thing to look forward to Clayton: It'll feel better when it stops hurting.
     
  20. fishhook

    fishhook New Member

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    I know everyone is giving you a hard time over this but if that was treated wood then you may have a styricnine coated splinter in your hinny which needs to be removed.